Tell us about the average thing that is assaulting your thought fortress.
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is STR0NK TENK XDDDDD
That's not a Sturmpanzer
It was ****. The Zrinyi wasn't.
If they weren't **** then they'd still be making them. 
Being bombed to pieces by the USAAF and getting conquered by the Red Army trumps having an awesomely practical assault gun though.
David Dire said:But... Sturmpanzers...
In 1945 zey vur imprisoned und putt on trial for crimes zey didn't commit (vell, zey did actually, but anyvey...). But some of zem escaped to South Amerika, and vent back in time to a vor ven ze Germans vur not zort of as ze nasty men, und used zeir makeshiften little tanks to help ze oppressed and put upon of ze vurld to fight back...
If you live in ze early part of ze twentieth century und need help, und nobody else vill help you, maybe you can hire- ze Germans!
Swissky
Playing as a Soviet tank commander in IF : "Vpered, bystryy, bystryy. Na sleva, na sleva! Stoy i metrov! Na pravo, na pravo! STOY!! ... Vrazheskiy tank.. Vpered, bystryy, bystryy, bystryy vy kozel!Bluehawk said:
Not even the Bolsheviks could slaughter Russian this bad.
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I saw three young ladies walking through the neighbourhood with boots and onesies. The combination kind of threw me.
