Jeffrey_Mckill
Regular
While fighting along side my vassals i noticed a most peculiar sight. Our vassals, who had allowed women to fight in their ranks, and these women were seen discarding their protective helmets before a major engagement. When questioned as to why they would take these peculiar measures they informed me that they didn't want to cover up their hair so they would look good on the battlefield. These "sword Sisters" as they called themselves were not under my command I did not intrude any further.
When they battle began, I noticed through my psychic commander senses that these sword sisters were being shot in the head and dying. After the battle concluded, there were no sword sister left alive to explain these bizarre happenings. To try and get to the bottom of this, I had my top surgeon investigate what could be causing the enemies arrows to be so oddly attracted to their heads. After preforming a short autopsy, my surgeon made a startling discovery. These sword sisters had, through a means yet unknown to us, inserted magnets into their heads which attracted the enemy arrows to them which then killed them.
Once we had recovered from the shock of finding magnets inside of humans skulls, it dawned on us that this was an act of courage and self sacrifice of the highest level. By attracting all the enemy fire towards their heads, they had spared the men the fate which they themselves suffered. Sufficient to say we were moved by their sacrifice and heartbroken at their loss. As such our clan moved to pass legislation to require all soldiers in our kingdom to wear helmets on the battlefield. These efforts are still ongoing as many warriors of the female sex insist that the increased attractiveness from not wearing a helmet is well worth the risk and my vassals support these ideas for suspicious reasons.
When they battle began, I noticed through my psychic commander senses that these sword sisters were being shot in the head and dying. After the battle concluded, there were no sword sister left alive to explain these bizarre happenings. To try and get to the bottom of this, I had my top surgeon investigate what could be causing the enemies arrows to be so oddly attracted to their heads. After preforming a short autopsy, my surgeon made a startling discovery. These sword sisters had, through a means yet unknown to us, inserted magnets into their heads which attracted the enemy arrows to them which then killed them.
Once we had recovered from the shock of finding magnets inside of humans skulls, it dawned on us that this was an act of courage and self sacrifice of the highest level. By attracting all the enemy fire towards their heads, they had spared the men the fate which they themselves suffered. Sufficient to say we were moved by their sacrifice and heartbroken at their loss. As such our clan moved to pass legislation to require all soldiers in our kingdom to wear helmets on the battlefield. These efforts are still ongoing as many warriors of the female sex insist that the increased attractiveness from not wearing a helmet is well worth the risk and my vassals support these ideas for suspicious reasons.