Oooofttt!!! That was a sair yin, especially for me.
Never actually expected to win it outright, but hoped to get around 48% or more. That would've sent a very clear message, and maybe delivered a long and lingering death blow to the Union. Didn't happen though.
Salmond isn't taking it well, he's really let himself go in the last few hours:
I was thinking of setting up a small business selling decorative glass bottles, but there are already two million bottle merchants in Scotland.
Seriously, though, I'm fcuking gutted. That was our one real chance, and we blew it.
I look forward to paying the House of Lords expenses for Lord Alistair Darling, Lord Jim Murphy, and Lord Gordon Brown over the next twenty years. Can't wait for the renewal of Trident too, and the coming £25 billion worth of public spending cuts. It's gonnae be glorious. Our brave boys will have their boots on the ground in Syria before you know it. Hurrah for Britain!