say cheese

[Mrs. Dryvus]

I have a theory that every picture Monty has posted is his face photoshopped onto the first Google result.

 

[FrisianDude]

[me=jacobhinds]randomly wonders if that's the rhine, can't even remember if the rhine is anywhere near germany[/me]
[me=jacobhinds]types in "rhine" on google[/me]

dude.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

Rivers ain't my strong suit. I could probably only name 2-3 major rivers in the UK.

 

[Dodes]

Rivers ain't my strong suit.

Why oh why did I think of Joan Rivers first.

 

[Vieira151]

Rivers ain't my strong suit. I could probably only name 2-3 major rivers in the UK.

At least, in regards to England, you just have to look at town names. They normally have a river in them. I can name 3 rivers that begin with T in England, never mind major rivers in the whole of the UK. Are there actually any major rivers besides the Thames? There's the Trent, the Tees, the Tyne, the Tay... and then in Scotland I know of the Forth, the Clyde and the Allan that don't begin with T.

 

[SacredStoneHead]

Rivers ain't my strong suit.

That's so kawai, man.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

I think you mean kwai. Or maybe kawaii.

 

[dragos]

the Trent, the Tees, the Tyne, the Tay...

Sounds like lyrics

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

I think you mean kwai. Or maybe kawaii.

It's a throwback to this hilarious guy who used to frequent the forums.

So no one agree that the Japanese royal family is 川い as ****? 

I agree, they are a bit like rivers.

His Japanese was atrocious though.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

Ah, I get it. That's some really distasteful use of okurigana.

 

[Dryvus]

England isnt big enough to have real rivers.

 

[Eктωρ]

I think the Thames, the Tyne and Mersey are the only rivers I know about in England.

 

[Patchouli Knowledge]

And you think the tiny, rubbish rivers you have in Brazil are so much better?

 

[FrisianDude]

Rivers ain't my strong suit. I could probably only name 2-3 major rivers in the UK.

not mine either but ... the Rhine.

I think the Thames, the Tyne and Mersey are the only rivers I know about in England.

you forgot about the longest river in the world! The Don flows from Australia, through Laos, Russia, India, France, the UK and then all the way to Ontario!

 

[Dryvus]

Then it runs down a weird square hole by Mrs. Chown's birdfeeder in Tobermory.

 

[FrisianDude]

That's how it gets back to Australia.

 

[Vieira151]

Are there actually any major rivers besides the Thames?

Doesn't like everybody ´know the severn?

I didn't, actually. Well, I knew it was a thing - I just forgot it was a thing. More embarrassingly, as a Liverpool supporter, I forgot about the Mersey. Woops.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Rivers ain't my strong suit. I could probably only name 2-3 major rivers in the UK.

not mine either but ... the Rhine.

Well, for all he knew, the Frenchies could have just ripped it right back the last time they were dissatisfied with Germany.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

I come bearing many fine-quality pictures of my adventures since last Wednesday. Be prepared for a journey through the deepest, darkest depths of my wonderful Blackberry camera.

And because I lost my lead which allows me to connect my phone to my PC and swiftly drag and drop these pictures, I had to email all of them to myself, then download them, and re-save them. So you will click on every single spoiler and you will be amazed 



On Wednesday night I went out with some folks from work and ate a lot of food

Spoiler: The food

Spoiler: I also drank some wine

On Friday morning I got new hair

Spoiler: New hair

I don't know why my complexion looks so bad in that picture, but I guess the reason starts with "blackberry" and ends with "camera" and might also have the word "crappy" thrown somewhere in there just for good measure.

Then I was on a road in England

Spoiler: A road in England

Spoiler: Some trees tried to ambush me but I fended them off with my camera-fu

Then Scotland happened. It turns out that the roads in southern Scotland are of very fine quality and in a much better state of repair than the roads in England, probably because all of our councillors are a bunch of tossers and spend all our road repair money on drugs or whatever.

Spoiler: Note the hills. This is how you can tell it is Scotland, and not Finland

Spoiler: This is a car park in Hawick, which also is not in Finland

Then I got to Berwick, which was quite nice and very warm, and I got sunburned even though it was kinda cloudy.

Spoiler: Kinda cloudy

Spoiler: I drank more wine, and posted about it on some random thread on the forum (forum not pictured)

Spoiler: A selection of bread and oil, and balsamic vinegar

Spoiler: I ate food. Some sort of summer vegetable cannelloni. Tasted better than this picture portrays

I got up early the next day and took some pictures because it was sunny

Spoiler: Yay sunshine

Spoiler: I was going to use this as an entry for "Water" in the Photo Contest, but couldn't get to a computer in time

Spoiler: The white cliffs of Dover

Spoiler: (it's not really Dover)

Spoiler: ....or is it?!?

Spoiler: (no, it's not. These cliffs are actually green)

Spoiler: (...and also in Berwick)

Spoiler: A sea cave. I don't know why the picture is so tiny

After I took some pictures of the sea I walked around the historic walls and fortifications and enjoyed getting sunburned beneath the clouds

Spoiler: Mystery hole of light

Spoiler: Mystery solved

Spoiler: Mystery hole from the other side

Spoiler: This bridge has a lot of history, but I don't remember any of it

Spoiler: A small street. So cute!

Spoiler: I took this picture inside the Curfew micro-brewery for Melter, because he likes booze. It had only 4 beers on the tap

Spoiler: I believe this is called a "cannon"

Spoiler: This place sold coffee. I did not have one

Spoiler: Later I had mango daiquiris in a cocktail bar whilst waiting for food

Spoiler: It was a long wait -__-

Spoiler: Finally made it to the table

And finally I saw a seagull strolling atop a car

Spoiler: It was rather comical at the time

 

[Flin Flon]

Yes yes landy landscapes. More selfies.