say cheese

[Eктωρ]

One day I'll break into your house and deposit a gram of weed somewhere randomly.

 

[lordJehovah]

And we both will smoke it and sing "Govinda Jaya Jaya" till the upliftment of humanity, right? No, I've got more important stuff to do. 

 

[Mrs. Dryvus]

They are like facial buttocks you can snuggle your nose into

Put my nose in his face-buttocks? Gross.

 

[Eктωρ]

And we both will smoke it and sing "Govinda Jaya Jaya" till the upliftment of humanity, right? No, I've got more important stuff to do. 

It's not even close to being enough for that.

 

[lordJehovah]

Are you stoned right now?

 

[Eктωρ]

Not by a mile.

 

[lordJehovah]

Ah well. 

 

[MentlegenOh]

They are like facial buttocks you can snuggle your nose into

Put my nose in his face-buttocks? Gross.

Well, someone's gotta use those while you're otherwise occupied.

 

[Delora Filth]

I just want to curl up on his lap and have him read to me while he smokes his pipe. Contents of said pipe optional.

 

[lordJehovah]

I can get you hooked up with some quality ganja.

 

[Delora Filth]

Seeing as you're basically on the opposite side of the planet from all of us in one way or the other I hardly see how that'd help anyone.

 

[lordJehovah]

I can send you the ganja through mail, though.

 

[MentlegenOh]

Yes, that sounds like an excellent idea. I see no way at all that this could ever possibly go wrong.

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

I can send you the ganja through mail, though.

You can try.

 

[lordJehovah]

I... I can roll the ganja up into cigars and send it to him! It won't give any clue, right? 

 

[MadocComadrin]

Spoiler

No I will not reduce the size.

Are you sure you're not one of my professors...or maybe a young Santa? 

 

[Mrs. Dryvus]

I just want to curl up on his lap and have him read to me while he smokes his pipe. Contents of said pipe optional.

He's mine! Only I get to sit on him.

 

[lordJehovah]

Awww, so wuvvley-duvvely cute! :3

 

[Sartek]

He`s a tall man. Enough Dryvus for everyone.

 

[Delora Filth]

At least enough for two.

I... I can roll the ganja up into cigars and send it to him! It won't give any clue, right? 

You're certainly welcome to try. Just don't put my name on the envelope.