say cheese

[Jace]

I heard that rich person over there wants to buy you one.

[me=J]points *[/me]

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Le gasp!

Hmm...

...I'll trade you medication-strength codeine tablets for your camera. We're talking the good **** here. 16 or even 32mg.

 

[Seff]

I thought your visage broke cameras?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

No, I think up-ending half a bottle of absinthe on it broke my camera. I blame Kronic for that. He totally made me do it.

Also, I'm never drinking again.

 

[Seff]

I was literally giving you the glass back every time.

So yes, Kronic's fault.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

He should have stopped us.

 

[Worbah]

Also, I'm never drinking again.

Thaaahaaaahahhhahhhahahahaa!!!

Oh boy, haven't said those words since I was 13.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Tell me about it. I just finished 2 glasses of white wine, and now I've run out of booze.

 

[Seff]

Amateur.

Always have backup booze.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

White wine was the backup booze. I wouldn't be drinking it if I had anything else. 

 

[Worbah]

I just noticed your sig, is that from A Scanner Darkly?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

It is indeed. I don't personally believe in god, but I reckon Philip K. **** has to be the next best thing.

 

[CJ1145]

The trip's long gone now, but I just feel the need to post this one.

Spoiler

And a quick PSA on why I don't smile very much.

Spoiler

 

[Seff]

Because it makes fat chicks sit next to you?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Because it makes puppet donkey-men fondle you under the table?

 

[CJ1145]

Because it makes fat chicks sit next to you?

Because it makes me look like this.

Because it makes puppet donkey-men fondle you under the table?

I don't see what the problem is with that one.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Eyore is lame. You could at least have gotten Kermit the frog (known to his close associates as Kermit THE MAN) to fondle you.

 

[CJ1145]

Eyore is lame. You could at least have gotten Kermit the frog (known to his close associates as Kermit THE MAN) to fondle you.

He was too busy smacking *****es in the Hollywood Studios park. It was Eeyore or Piglet, and unlike Tralfaz I'm not into kids. Just depressed bastards who can't make the effort to say no.

 

[Seff]

Quite the Casanova.

I approve.

 

[CJ1145]

I learned from the best