say cheese

[Seff]

You mean being a man?

 

[Cleaning agent]

Another batch of photos got sent to me from Germany, so I chose two of the best, and ate them. Here's a different two.

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My top fave. I would do myself in all six holes if I looked like this... 

(You can also see my pet familiar resting on my right shoulder. She was tired.)

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Ok... apparently I look intelligent here. I think I look slightly drunk and in need of a shave. Possibly a haircut too.

 

[Dryvus]

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Ok... apparently I look intelligent here. I think I look slightly drunk and in need of a shave. Possibly a haircut too.

There's nothing to shave there.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Quiet, beard-elitist, I hate having stubble. My eagle eye has seen a scruffy patch of it in the bottom right "corner" of my face and a semi-stache. And it sucks.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

You mean being a man?

Eh?

 

[Dryvus]

Quiet, beard-elitist, I hate having stubble. My eagle eye has seen a scruffy patch of it in the bottom right "corner" of my face and a semi-stache. And it sucks.

*Squints*

Ah, thought it was a shadow. 

 

[arbites_augmented]

My top fave. I would do myself in all six holes if I looked like this... 

7. 7 holes.

 

[Cleaning agent]

My top fave. I would do myself in all six holes if I looked like this... 

7. 7 holes.

I only have one ear.

 

[Seff]

Just got a new frag vest, had to be shown - along with my ugly mug.

 

[arbites_augmented]

Exactly how I remember you:£

 

[Seff]

Whoops, here's the second pic:

 

[Kobrag]

*fap fap fap*

 

[Lyze]

Seff, if ever you're on the West Coast of North America when the apocalypse/global societal collapse/nuclear holocaust happens, I'll find you. You'll be the stereotypically grizzled and wizened guy who knows how to survive, all because he has the hardware.

 

[Seff]

I'm not, sorry to disappoint. I guess I DO know a few tricks, though.

That's not a real rifle, before you ask - I only have a Vz.24 realsteel. The rest are airsoft guns.


@Kobrag: Don't get a strain.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Just got a new frag vest, had to be shown - along with my ugly mug.

Looking good there Seff. You remind me of some guy off some TV show or film that I saw some time.

Can't remember who though.

Hmm... maybe that guy who was in Stargate. That guy, you know, he was part of the Tok-ra and had the cool matching leggings & shirt ensemble.

 

[Lyze]

That's it, Llandy. He does look a bit like him. The guy that Samantha Carter falls in love with, right? Well, not her, technically - more a blend of her and the dying Tok-ra who's consciousness was transferred to her, and it just got all confused from there, and they didn't really examine moral or philosophical implications of such an occurrence.

*attention steal*
I still say I do not resemble Daniel Jackson, though. Not at all.

 

[Seff]

This guy? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0100068/

 

[Cleaning agent]

Wow, Seff, you're pretty good looking. Sort of sharp features. The uniform does a lot for you, but I doubt you'd be going out on dates much like that 

 

[Seff]

I could go to the dress-up drinking party in it?

I'm still not capable of a good smile - never reaches my eyes.

 

[DSparil]

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Just got a new frag vest, had to be shown - along with my ugly mug.

Kurt Cobain! *high five*