RHODOKS IN A NUTSHELL

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Dimitris5050

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It was a day at Jelkala and.....
King Graveth is the new Marshall of Kingdom of Rhodoks.
King Graveth sents you a message to join hes army and call the other lords to.
Some hours later....
Only 6 lords was interested to join the army and there was a discussion how to attack
King Graveth: Ok! my fellow lords, Count Tarchias, Count Laruqen, Count Matheas.......... Count Gharmall, Count Gutlans and Count Reland
Kingdom of Rhodoks declared war to Khergit Khanate!
King Graveth: Lets attack Narra!
After 10 days the Rhodok Lords and the King arrive at Narra and they are besieging it.
King Graveth: Prepare for battle! Everyone Charge!
The Rhodok troops and lords are attacking but......
6000 khergit arrows are killing with headshot the Rhodoks.
Count Gutlans: Sire! we lost all men what we must do?
King Graveth: EVERYONE GOD DAMN RETREAT!!!!!!
Rhodok Casualties:
856
Khergit Casualties:
10
The Rhodoks are heading back to Jelkala and it was getting besieged from Sanjar Khan but.......
There were 4 lords defending and then King Graveth with hes 80 troops joined the battle.
King Graveth: REVENGE FOR LOSING THE SIEGE AT NARRA!
And then the Rhodok Sharpshooters threw their siege crossbows and......
King Graveth: Rhodok Sharshooters!
Rhodok Sharpshooters: Yes sir?
King Graveth: HITS CTRL + X and..... RHODOK SHARPSHOOTERS TAKE THESE MG42 AND GATLING GUNS AND SCR**W THEM UP!
When battle done
Rhodok Casualties:
None
Khergit Caualties:
1000
King Graveth: VICTORY! WE SUCCESFULL DEFENDED JELKALA! opens hes phone and calls Burger King.... GIVE US FOR ME AND MY LORDS 10 TON CHEESE!
 
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What the actual ****?
 
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