PEASANT IN A NUTSHELL

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Dimitris5050

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It was a wonderful day in the tavern "Happy Boar" at Zendar. But then.....
Some Mercenaries are getting inside the tavern and......
Mercenary Swordsman: Tavern Keeper! Give us one of your best beer in the world!
Tavern Keeper: Here you go! thats 6000 denars!
1 Hour later.....
People was getting up from bed and eating a breakfast.
Mercenary Swordsman: Hello you guys! do you want to hire some Merce-
Peasant: Scr** you!
Mercenary Swordsman: Why your talking so bad sir?!?!
Peasant: One last time you talk me i will kick your little thing on your two legs!
Mercenary Swordsman: :shock:
And then the tavern keeper talks to the ear of the Mercenary and says:
Tavern Keeper: Don't talk him,hes angry because Constable Hareck took his box with little puppets from the movie "Toy Story"
 
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