Jokes and other assorted atrocities.

[Cyborg Eastern European]

99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs,
fix one bug, compile it again, 101 little bugs in the code.

 

[Arvenski]

 

[rebelknight]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question"

I don't get it. 

 

[Nodscouter]

Who ''came'' first.

 

[FrisianDude]

whichwasntarealquestionANYWAYgiventhateggswere****ingobviouslyfirst

 

[Nekolacek]

Andfromwherecomestheegg?

 

[FrisianDude]

Pretty much every species ever to predate chickens.

 

[nikosierra125]

^ dis is tru.

 

[Delora Filth]

What came first, the chicken or the cock?

Depends on how generous a lover the chicken farmer in question is.

Spoiler

Yeah, that was utter ****. Just a spur of the moment thing.

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

Depends really, there's also artificial insemination which is more commonly used these days in large farms as birds tend to damage their partners while ****ing.

 

[Beny]

Chicken sex? really?

 

[tegalad]

Dude. You 100% started it.

 

[Delora Filth]

A friendly German, a brave Frenchman, a slim American, a unique Chinese man and a tan Englishman with good teeth walk into a bar. A Jew says "Drinks are on me".

 

[Wellenbrecher]

Lies. The Chinese dude wasn't with us and the Jew never offered the drinks.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

He did just not to you.

 

[Delora Filth]

Never met him.

 

[Eктωρ]

That's Monty, Bob, Bev, Cookie and Feragorn. I don't know of any an englishmen here, though,

 

[Vieira151]

 

[Eктωρ]

Vieira isn't tan at all. Also, Trev, I'm pretty sure he was born in England but moved to Portugal early in his life.

 

[MadocComadrin]

That doesn't count. The tan has to be obtained naturally while on the Isles.