Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. 24 babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by and, to the gays delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."
The nurse says, "He's happy now, but just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass."
Four gay men walk into a bar. After a few beers, they decide to have a farting contest.
The first guy prepares himself, and let's out a short "Pffffff". The other three nod, saying it wasn't bad.
The second guy goes ahead, with a longer "Pffffffffffft". They nod, acknowledging the length and slight wet ending.
Third guy goes ahead: "Pffffffffffffffffffsht". They all clap, saying that's a brilliant one.
Finally, the fourth guy goes ahead, and lets out a massive ripper. The other three look at him: "Oh, so you're a virgin ?"
Translated from French, so sorry if it's a bit ****.