Elvenon. What do you think?

[TehGherkin]

Less athletic?

Maybe. I exercize every day, you know, but not for hours like some do.

Weaker?

Very doubtfully. I could take any one of them on, arm wrestling, with the exception of the four or five strongest. No bull.

Less agressive?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Oh, that laugh brought a tear to my cheek. You wouldn't find ANY gang more violent at our school than mine. Breaks consist mostly of insulting and slapping and punching and kicking and running away in wild fear.

And yes, maybe I wouldn't last a day over there. That's because you live in a violence-filled society where you're force-fed with fear and threats every day, jock and pansy alike.

Over here, though, I'm at the top of the food chain.

Wow, someone's got something to prove.

*Suffocates to death in irony*

 

[Pavlov]

Wow, someone's got something to prove. Oh, as for pissing contests - do I count as two people if I have two penii?

No, because you actually used the word 'penii'.

 

[CrazyEyes]

I'm sorry, Aryndil, do you need a cold shower? Because you just got ****ing BURNED.

 

[Lord Jaden]

the animator sucks