We had to steal a ship. Stealing the ship composed of me getting caught by one of the guards, since I was a nobleman he just asked what I was doing in the harbor at night, which I responded '' I am depressed '' guard went away to get me booze and a blanket after I got a successful dice roll, everyone had managed to sneak into the ship, but the bard, who decided that he would play his bongos to distract the guards who were most at sleep, he woke up everyone and we almost died, but thanks to my magic skills we stole the ship and sailed away.
We got there, but the ship crashed, me and the warrior dwarf almost drowned but got away safely afterwards. We then found a goblin camp, two of our companions got captured but I knew what to do, I would just blow up a whole on their palisade and we would just storm in. That failed, I exploded myself with a fireball spell that did 6d8 or something like that. They continued without me for a while, they got captured by females goblins who raped man. The party killed one of their leaders and eventually escaped to a elf village.
After a few days, into the abyss of darkness talking to the eldritch god, I was reborn as a meltskin, who then betrayed the party by managing to convince the female goblins who had just lost their leaders by using a spell to resurrect him so they could believe I was some sort of god. Me and the Goblins raided the village where the party was, I got to do a evil speech, but they just started attacked me immediatly, thanks to the goblins and a perfect dice roll I managed to sneak away and the DM gave me a new spell, I could now become a wraith at any time.
After managing to escape I met a beholder girl who was the big bad behind everything so I was working for her as some sort of Lich King, another player also joined the bad side so I know had a fighter for me.
From there forward the adventure was to just stop the good guys from going forward, so sabotaging a diplomacy with a dragon queen, stoping santa claus, **** like that.
Eventually I had to become a super demon to stop them from progressing, I killed their dwarf warrior, almost killed the gnome, but they got the best of me and I died. And that is where my story ends.