DO NOT OPEN THIS THREAD!

[Sir Prince]

Ooops! You should have listened to the title!

You have now downloaded the Amish Virus:

You have just received the Amish Virus.

Since we do not have electricity or computers, you are on the honor system.

Please delete all of your files.

Thank thee.

*wipes hard drive*

 

[ArabArcher35]

How witty.

 

[Jerky]

PrinceScamp, you've gotten old, these spams are horrible!
*looks at PrinceScamps earlier posts*
Eh, nevermind that, please continue...

Hugglez
=^-^=Jerky=^-^=

 

[calandale]

****! I was hoping this would kill me.

 

[An4Sh]

****! I was hoping this would kill me.

Go ask an ex-convict who has mental problems to give you a ********, that would probably kill you....

 

[Jerky]

Have you read any posts by Calandale, or the ones about Calandale?
That wouldn't kill him, but the mental patient would die.

Hugglez
=^-^=Jerky=^-^=

 

[calandale]

My semen is not quite that dangerous. Although it has caused some interesting reactions.

 

[leprechaun]

Gaaah! It burns!
I got hit by a random splatter while fighting in the Duck and Spackle Bar (Calandale was getting aroused by the fireball engulfing him).

 

[Jerky]

Yes, we know.
The apothecary is that way, I'm sure they have somthing against Calandales semen.

Hugglez
=^-^=Jerky=^-^=

 

[calandale]

Leave it on. It's good for your complexion.

 

[leprechaun]

Yes, it removes all that "skin" crap that ruins your looks.

 

[calandale]

It's no worse than vinegar, I tell you. Uh, at full concentration.

 

[Jerky]

Oh yeah, I forgot, Your semen removes pimples, so if you, Leprechaun, have them, you're in luck

Hugglez
=^-^=Jerky=^-^=

 

[leprechaun]

Nope, I'm clear-skinned, so it just burns.

 

[Jerky]

Well, now you have them.
And you still should check the apothecary, just in case your leprechaun magicks can't nullify Calandale.

Hugglez
=^-^=Jerky=^-^=

 

[calandale]

Never been able to hit one of those sneaky little buggers...

 

[Jerky]

Uh... What about "leprechaun"?

Hugglez
=^-^=Jerky=^-^=

 

[Raz]

"D'OH!" *Wipes memory*

 

[Jerky]

Didn't you read the topic name?
Honestly

Hugglez
=^-^=Jerky=^-^=

 

[Sir Prince]

"I TOLD YOU PEOPLE TO NOT OPEN THIS THREAD! BUT DID YOU LISTEN TO ME? NOOOO! I ALWAYS TELL THEM, AND EVERYTIME..."

"Oh SHUT UP!"