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[Wuzaa-man]

I thought this thread was about bukkake.

That is kinda gay man.

Aren't we all?

But seriously, ring of pleasure. How can you not think of bukkake when you hear that?

EDIT: Wow, that sounds a bit wrong. But I hope you get what I mean. I don't mean I like bukkake or anything, it's just that it fits in the description 

I ****ing hate having to clarify myself all the time

 

[butscrew]

Yeah true, the first thing I thought was a circle jerk. Still I have participated in a Bukakke party in Tokyo (make the right friends and things happen) and I really didn't enjoy it. I left halfway through and didn't join in the creaming part. I thought it was a bucks party and the girl was a stripper, but then I noticed she kept her clothes on while all the guys took off theirs and encouraged me to do the same. When I saw them starting and they told me it was a Bukkake party, I thought **** that. Sayonara homo's.

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I thought this thread was about bukkake.

As to anyone whose girlfriend is considering anal sex, I strongly suggest you go out to a sex shop and buy a dildo that is either half or 3/4 the size of your ****. Then get your girl to 'train' herself, you can of course help her out. Even distracting her during the practice by giving it in the right hole while plugging the other one with the toy. Eventually her hole will be big enough to be able to take your **** without any pain at all. It is a trick porn stars use also, just make sure you have some lube for when you actually go to do it.

Seriously, this whole "it's going to hurt, you need to prepare" is bull****.

The only thing you need is a **** and a willing and relaxed participant. When I did it was a complete spur of the moment thing and I was lucky enough that she was kinky enough to be completely relaxed so there was no pain involved at all.
Lube obviously is a plus though.

 

[butscrew]

Oh I know about the whole sudden impact but for girls who are afraid of it, a little preparation goes along way to ease the tension. Also if you have a rather large member you can't just go into it all of a sudden with some girl who has never done it before because it will cleave her butt in two. Blood coming out and covering the condom making you wonder "What the ****?"

Then you find out you missed and went in the wrong hole... It resulted in two weeks of no sex for poor butscrew stupid Asians and their tight holes. God bless them.

 

[Seff]

It's not terribly much tighter, just different. I'm generally not so hot for it that I'll go through the bother or preparing the girl for it, unless she asks for it.

[me=Seff]pins brown wings to beret[/me]

 

[Vraid]

I'm wondering now, what else can we possibly do with this thread. There's not really much to discuss, is there? :l

 

[Amroth]

The thread has run it's course.

 

[kiarj]

What if you come in your partner's butthole? Wouldn't they automatically reject it violently whilst ****ting all over the place? There's this movie the japanese made...

 

[Vraid]

The thread has run it's course.

Yeah, I'm not really sure why I posted on it anyway. I took some flak for it, that's for sure. 

 

[Amroth]

What if you come in your partner's butthole? Wouldn't they automatically reject it violently whilst ****ting all over the place? There's this movie the japanese made...

I don't think introducing semen to the colon will induce feces ejection.

 

[kiarj]

What if you come in your partner's butthole? Wouldn't they automatically reject it violently whilst ****ting all over the place? There's this movie the japanese made...

I don't think introducing semen to the colon will induce feces ejection.

I don't know, pretty much every liquid inserted in there has a tendency of "wanting to come the **** out". I never tested it myself, but I hear it happens to people who takes to many... what was it called.. enemas? Probably not the right thing.. When you stick a tube of lube in your ass and squeeze it?

 

[Amroth]

An enema is where they put a bulb that contains water and squirt it up the anus.  It doesn't make the person ****, no to my knowledge, but the water comes back out carrying nasty particles.

 

[kiarj]

An enema is where they put a bulb that contains water and squirt it up the anus.  It doesn't make the person ****, no to my knowledge, but the water comes back out carrying nasty particles.

What if you get 5-7 of these things in a row?

 

[Amroth]

An enema is where they put a bulb that contains water and squirt it up the anus.  It doesn't make the person ****, no to my knowledge, but the water comes back out carrying nasty particles.

What if you get 5-7 of these things in a row?

I have neither received an enema, nor am I an authority on them.  I suggest you experiment with those numbers and report back.

 

[Vraid]

It means you have a rectal wall I could eat food off.

 

[butscrew]

I was forced to have a colon cleansing by my doctor once (never saw the bastard again because of it). Felt weird as ****, tube up the butt and the feeling of water going up your rear end, then coming out in reverse followed by crap. You feel really good afterwards though.

 

[LordOfShadows]

[quote author=gajin smash]
I wish I could say it stops there. Let me introduce you to a game Japanese kids like to play called "Kancho." It's not as much a 'game' as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking.

Just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin. Even the sweetest little girl is liable to jam her fingers up your ass the second you turn around. This happened to one of my friends, which just goes to show - don't trust anyone. I'd say the little girls are the most dangerous because they have natural ways of lowering your defenses.
[/quote]

just in case anybody wanted some other way to amuse yourselves.

more at http://www.outpostnine.com/gaijin_smash/2004/11/my-kids-are-perverted.html#more

 

[Silver]

I heard someone talk about, or read in a newspaper, I don't exactly remember, it was a rather authoritative source though, a new form of bullying here in Sweden. The bullies would drag the bullied into a toilet, shove two rulers up their butt, and pull them apart, for laughs.

I don't know if it was actually true, and it seems a bit too much, but still, it's a pretty scary thing to imagine.

 

[Wuzaa-man]

That's just so Swedish.

I'm guessing the ones who do that are usually boys, right?

 

[Silver]

I don't remember, but thinking about it, a gang of fjortis girls sounds the most likely. They're like chavs, but less violent, and with more makeup, and more pink.