What would you do if...

[Feragorn]

Look at Endermen all day, errday.

What would you do if I sang out of tune...

 

[Delora Filth]

Join you.

What would you do if your parents/legal guardians showed up at your work/shool on your birthday and sang to you loudly in front of all co-workers/classmates?

 

[theAthenian]

*poker face* Worst parents ever.

What would you do if you could chose to be talented at one thing?

 

[FireWaterThunderSteel]

Nothing. I'm talented in more than one thing




What would you do if modern weapons are banned and we could only use bolt-action rifles and machine guns like in WWI?

 

[Beny]

Buy an uzi on black market and pwn some nubs

What would you do if Pony avatars were made illegal?

 

[Cheesus89]

Victory wank.

What would you do if a pigeon shat in your mouth?

 

[Cutpurse3]

[insert picture of Peter Griffin shatting on a pigeon washing his car]

What would you do if sugary food (meaning sweets, lollies etc.) was made illegal?

 

[Delora Filth]

Throw up a big careface. I'm a salt-man.

What would you do if you were in a country with no prohibitions on sexual exploitation against the will of another, (rape)?

 

[Adorno]

Hide.


What would you do if you could suddenly talk to animals?

 

[Delora Filth]

Ask dogs to play poker and take a picture.

What would you do if I showed up at your door tomorrow?

 

[Overlord-]

I'd close it.


What would you do if you became El Presidente?

 

[Cutpurse3]

I would rule Tropico

What would you do if I had bad intentions?

 

[Eктωρ]

Punch you in the face repeatedly until you beg for mercy.

What would you do if you woke up suddenly in Brazil and couldn't get out?

 

[Verbeek]

Buy a shotgun, get high, and go watch a football game.
I'd be dead soon anyway.


What would you do if I told you there's a rabid polar bear standing behind you?

 

[Eктωρ]

Buy a shotgun

No, you wouldn't, you can't buy shotguns in Brazil just like that. Unless of course you buy them illegally, which is probably pretty easy, but remember, I never told you that.

 

[Delora Filth]

But you did. So now we're all going to Brazil to look at fine arses and buy black-market shotguns. Hope you've got a lot of spare room.

What would you do if we all actually did that?

 

[Cutpurse3]

I'd join you.

What if you **** yourself while watching a movie with your girlfriend?

 

[Eктωρ]

What would you do if we all actually did that?

I'd very much enjoy it

N anything: ****purse

 

[Adorno]

You're not very good at this Eктωρ

What if you **** yourself while watching a movie with your girlfriend?

Stubbornly claim that Edward vampire guy is really scary.

What would you do if a semi-good looking teacher came on to you saying you could get better grades for a few ... favors.

 

[Delora Filth]

If it was a female. Tap that faculty arse. Male, politely turn him down. But refer him to other possibly interested parties.

What would you do if a gang of twelve year olds tried to mug you?