What made you laugh today - Fifth Edition

[Almalexia]

Sounds gay.

 

[Lord Brutus]

Sounds gay.

Especially since one of the phone numbers was 1-800-HEY-Dude.

 

[omzdog]

Hei du.

 

[Cpt. Nemo]

Brutus, please don't post Fishy's personal information. Doxxing is against the rules here.

 

[Lord Brutus]

It's not personal when he posts it in every washroom in town.

 

[Horcerer]

Isn't that a completely ridiculous thing to write about? A character failed because the writers made it that way, not some deep reasoning bull****.

Have you ever read any actual literature in your entire life?

I can't read.

 

[Dryvus]

source pls

The esteemed institution known as TIME Magazine, authored by one Megan McLuskey.

 

[Beny]

Just got an email from a company working with my new employer asking me to choose from one of three welcome gifts when I make the move.

Spoiler

Just seems a little weird, but whatever I've never had a professional massage.

 

[Adorno]

You prefer a stranger rubbing your back for a while, over free food? Okay, I guess.

 

[Adorno]

Woody Allen's jazz band was interrrupted in Hamburg by topless protesters from the Femen group.
The band was unfazed by it, and the comical part is how the protesters were dragged off stage to the sounds of New Orleans jazz 


Can't show the video since there's nudity (breasts) - and they were protesting Allen's alleged sexual abuse of his adoptive daughter.

 

[Feragorn]

Spoiler: Superboy

 

[Dryvus]

That's not Conner Kent.

 

[Horcerer]

Can't show the video since there's nudity (breasts)

 

[Adorno]

(The image is crunched so much it's practically abstract art)

 

[MrMundy]

Spoiler

What's that then, heh? Ban, now

 

[Bluehawk]

A mosquito bite, by the looks of it.

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

Justice is blind, and has a flat chest. She's an unfortunate lady.

 

[Calradianın bilgesi]

Remember that film?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5988370/
Its producer has been arrested over crimes against cinematography FETO membership

 

[Temuzu]

I think you're asking from the wrong board.

 

[Feragorn]

No, I remember the young Erdogan movie being posted here or somewhere.