What made you laugh today - Fifth Edition

[Krik]

Then you get a chunk of your jaw cut out and get to look like a monster for the rest of your life.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

If you say "1488" in Chinese it sounds almost identical to "One dead dad"

 

[Baguette Eater]

Then you get a chunk of your jaw cut out and get to look like a monster for the rest of your life.

And your point is...?

 

[Dryvus]

That it would be badass

 

[DanAngleland]

If you say "1488" in Chinese it sounds almost identical to "One dead dad"

Don't tell us, explain it to your dad before he tries to get you sectioned.

 

[Krik]

Then you get a chunk of your jaw cut out and get to look like a monster for the rest of your life.

And your point is...?

jussayin

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

I got banned from Facebook for 3 days for saying "white devils" while I got nothing for the literally hundreds of personal insults I've made and recieved on that site. I wish they'd just throw up their hands and let the moderation descend into anarchy because at the moment the algorithms are incapable of detecting even the most obvious dogwhistles.

 

[Dryvus]

obvious dogwhistles.

lol

 

[Shatari]

My chihuahua has figured out that the spacebar causes my Youtube videos to pause. It's really hard to watch videos while a chi is trying to furiously slam her front paws on your keyboard. My guess is that she likes the sound of the stuttering audio.

 

[Adorno]

Silliness fom Iran.

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-47041611

Iran's capital city has banned the public from walking pet dogs ...
... driving with a dog in your car was also banned
... there was a push in parliament five years ago to fine and even flog dog-walkers

 

[Calradianın bilgesi]

i thought it was fairly well-known that muslims are devout cat-people

 

[crodio]

this law brought to you by cat gang

 

[Dryvus]

How are you posting when you died?

 

[crodio]

my family took over this account to give yall the news of my death, but decided in the last second to just ****post

 

[Cpt. Nemo]

Honoring crodioerios memory with eternal crodiposting is the best possible thing to do.

 

[Calradianın bilgesi]

On 23 January 1600 in Istanbul, while English consulate staff and Istanbulite greeks were in a snowball fight, someone accidentally hit the french ambassador. 2 hours later French ambassador comes back with 40 armed men and they fight against english consulate staff until the Venetians reconcile them.
https://blog.nationalarchives.gov.uk/blog/snowball-fight-constantinople/

 

[Adorno]

"Okay. So. Awesome"
https://twitter.com/bottyeo/status/1093377415894781953

 

[Captured Joe]

E X P O S E D

 

[Wulfburk]

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[crodio]

https://youtu.be/D8al7iq0iqA
my sister has a Bluetooth speaker that makes the same sound. I thought it was terribly spoken English, but I was never sure because I don't speak it any better. apparently I was right all along
is ready Choo pay-l?