What hurt you today?

[Austupaio]

He's... always had kids.

Like he talks about his kids a lot.

 

[Swissky]

Last time he said he didn't have any. 

 

[Paula]

I sliced into the back of my thumb today while peeling celery. nice clean 1cm cut just at the edge of the nail towards the knuckle. at least I got a band-aid with cows and crocodiles on it out of that.

 

[Delora Filth]

Last time he said he didn't have any. 

Could you link whatever post got you that impression? Because I don't believe I've ever said that.

 

[Krik]

Yesterday, but grease burns. **** that **** hurts, almost a daily occurrence at my work. It's like when you cook bacon and get some grease on your skin, but a hundred times worse because it's huge glops of extremely hot grease. Usually directly from the grill to your skin.

 

[Swissky]

Last time he said he didn't have any. 

Could you link whatever post got you that impression? Because I don't believe I've ever said that.

I must've been high on goose piss, oh well.

 

[Vraelomon]

You can get high on goose piss? Damn, ive just been drinking merely because i felt  like it. So much piss wasted...

 

[FrisianDude]

I left normally to go to school. At least, intended to. Was delayed by almost fifteen minutes because I couldn't find my cigarettes which I could have sworn were in my coat's pocket.  I decided to leave them and went biking on my slightly grumpy way. First corner I turn  and one of the handgrips pops off my handlebars. I lose balance, fall onto the sidewalk, scrape my knee and tear my trouserleg. Further engrumped I returned home, quickly put on whole trousers, headed for class knowing I'd be late.

I was late. Teacher was later. Got a ****ty test result back (3,9 out of 10) which I already knew. Apparently I can't make the abstract abracadabra he wanted out of a simple problem. Almost maximally grumped I go to next class, realize I feel nauseous and just go '**** it, I'm heading home'. Found the cigarettes in a different pocket in my coat.

Only administration wasn't open yet for me to sign off so I'll have to call them. +

Sheer spite and malice made me salt the scrape.

 

[Delora Filth]

Sounds like a real charmer of a day. What subject was the test in?

 

[FrisianDude]

****ing 'economy' and I forgot to call the administration and it's probably too late to do so now. Also just got a **** grade back on my German letter writing. Which, despite being a 4.2, is still a far cry from the lowest grades. Gorram **** piss ****.

 

[Delora Filth]

I thought you were studying history?

 

[FrisianDude]

I'm now doing catch up by completing my vwo in vavo. Essentially trying to upgrade my diploma in a school meant for adults trying that.

 

[Delora Filth]

Aaaah. Was wondering if you'd switched majors or something.

 

[Eктωρ]

brosting to wallow

 

[Delora Filth]

Can't decide if trolling. . . .

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

snip

Old yahoo answers copypasta, (preferably don't) re-attempt later

 

[Delora Filth]

Thaaank you. Had a feeling it'd be somesuch.

 

[Swissky]

Just came out from the shower, slipped on pool of water and flew back, in-air I smashed my toe on the freezer.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

Freezer in the bathroom...?

 

[Swissky]

Freezer in the bathroom...?

Not much of a bathroom, just a shower, freezer

Spoiler

and a fallout shelter/sauna (No joke)