What hurt you today?

What ails you this horrible day?

  • Ache.

    Votes: 33 58.9%
  • Trauma.

    Votes: 19 33.9%
  • Wound.

    Votes: 18 32.1%
  • Fracture.

    Votes: 10 17.9%
  • Sprain or Strain.

    Votes: 14 25.0%

  • Total voters
    56

Swissky

On request of Vraelomon I made this thread for hurtful events.

Physical damage, that is.
 

Swissky

You must physically damage yourself in order for me to lock this thread! (unless a moderator beats me to it)
 

Vraelomon

Baron
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Wahoo. Now we have one. Just to be on topic, i had some very unusal testicle pain today, right as i woke up. Perhaps its a sign that i should spend less time in the dreamier women thread  :razz:
Also, slight back pain. But thats nothing really. Just a bit stiff.
 

Swissky

Blue balling is quite the horrible pain D:


I have some sort of insect bite on the left back side of my head, it's all swollen and sore.  :???:
 

Kentucky James VII

BioAfrikaner
Duke
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Someone enlarged the foldable table in our living room. I didn't realise and only saw the far side of the table, so my depth perception failed and my upper thigh hit the corner of the table at running speed. I think i swore in arabic.
 

crodio

Marquis
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Not today, yesterday, playing football at midday in a hot day, had a knee on knee impact with some guy, was kicked in the tibia, walking funny becasue my left hamstring and right quadriceps hurts. Also the Sun burned me so now i look like a strawberry and vanilla ice cream.
 

Swissky

crodio said:
Not today, yesterday, playing football at midday in a hot day, had a knee on knee impact with some guy, was kicked in the tibia, walking funny becasue my left hamstring and right quadriceps hurts.
crodio said:
Also the Sun burned me so now i look like a strawberry and vanilla ice cream.
 

FrisianDude

Archduke
M&BWB
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... your sense of humour; lately even worse than before. Like the living embodiment of youtube comments.  :evil:
 

Swissky

FrisianDude said:
... your sense of humour; lately even worse than before. Like the living embodiment of youtube comments.  :evil:
That hurt me, but not physical.
Off to Emotions in Motion.  :cry:
 

Seff

Duke
M&BWB
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Hit myself on the nose with a ratchet wrench while fixing the exhaust system on my buddy's Trans Am. Nose still hurts, might be broken.
 

Austupaio

Banned
WBNWM&B
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Learning that a plane ticket I'm going to have to buy is going to set me back over a thousand dollars. Plus I'll need a hotel for several days and a few taxis.

****.
 

Delora Filth

Do you want to run this ship?
Marquis
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Austupaio said:
Learning that a plane ticket I'm going to have to buy is going to set me back over a thousand dollars. Plus I'll need a hotel for several days and a few taxis.

****.
Oooouch. What in pig****ing Jesus' name kind of flight costs that much? Are you going to Australia or Siberia or something?
 

Wellenbrecher

Archduke
WBM&BVC
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Legs cramped while sleeping, I built it into the dream I was having, then slowly came to and still didn't realise what was going on and for some reason I was simply resigned to suffer through the pain till it ended by itself.
A good few excruciatingly painful minutes later I finally was awake enough to realise I only had a cramp and was able to stretch my legs to make it go away >.>
 

Delora Filth

Do you want to run this ship?
Marquis
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**** **** COCK WHORE BALLS ARSE ****! Kiddo just jumped onto my lap from the sofa table. Both feet struck paydirt so to speak.