Hershey said:Sleep?
What a *****.
I say "Naw, **** this, I'm going to masturbate in bed"
*deep heavy sigh*
Fine, you can masturbate in bed but keep the movement to a minimal so I can sleep. I has the sniffles.
Hershey said:Sleep?
What a *****.
I say "Naw, **** this, I'm going to masturbate in bed"
Maximilian said:It was to my brother.
AwesomeMaximilian said:Firstly:
I'm drunk, and that's the only reason I'm writing this.
Secondly (or whatever):
When does it "count", so to speak? I'm gonna assume it counts when you've entered someone/you've been entered by someone.
According to above rule, I lost my virginity at about 8. Seriously, no ****.
It was to my brother.
I am not kidding you, and I've got absolutely no idea why I'm telling you ****ups, 'cause I've never told anyone else. Guess it's because of the booze.
I'm saying about 8, because it was before my parents got divorced, and they split when I was 9 or 10, as far as I recall, so it must be before then.
Sad part is, I remember it very vividly.
Eugh.
If that doesn't count, I'm still a virgin.
I know I'm gonna attract Kobrag with this, and you'll all ridicule me for this, but hey, I'm drunk.
Albino said:Were you "entered" or did you "enter" your brother?
Hershey said:Woah woah, we're assuming here.
Maybe they just sucked each other off.
Maximilian said:-snip-
He joined in on it.Kobrag said:GOD DAMMIT GCULK!!!
Can't you see that this was a major trauma inducing event?
Alex_Augmented said:Why is everyone so convinced it was 'rape'? They were experimenting.