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[Seff]

I would only have sex with the girl - having a third party there is fine, but I wouldn't have sex with him.

 

[Kobrag]

What about double penetration in her anus/ vagina with him?

 

[TheDrunkenMoron]

balls touch 

 

[Seff]

Wouldn't mind unless he started coming on to me or something. I'm not afraid of naked men.

 

[The Mercenary]

I don't like anal.

 

[Kobrag]

TDM:Yes, you immidiatly fall in love and lust after a man after touching his balls.

Merc: Dogs have big **** arsed knots, I wouldn't either.

 

[Sound Chaser]

In my opinion, everyone's bisexual, some just lean more towards members of the opposite sex or their own sex.

Yea why not? You can learn all kinds of things. The learning curve is really steep though. It's like me trying to learn to like eating liver

 

[Æon]

SHE IS TRYING TO MAKE YOU GAY!

Don't do it Folthie! if you start feeling the gay tingle consult with me IMMEDIATELY, and i will prescribe several shirtless flexing gifs.

She can't change me unless she posts pics. Heh, she'll never do that so I win.

 

[Kobrag]

Never under-estimate the power of the gayside.

Had to 'slip' that in XD

 

[Sound Chaser]

I've been terrified thinking about this scenario: You're tied in a bed, and a man comes and takes off you pants. He starts handling your cock so ****ing well you'd have no chance to resist.

Bye bye straightness.

 

[The Mercenary]

TDM:Yes, you immidiatly fall in love and lust after a man after touching his balls.

Merc: Dogs have big **** arsed knots, I wouldn't either.

Piss off.

In my opinion, everyone's bisexual, some just lean more towards members of the opposite sex or their own sex.

Yea why not? You can learn all kinds of things. The learning curve is really steep though. It's like me trying to learn to like eating liver

I've been terrified thinking about this scenario: You're tied in a bed, and a man comes and takes off you pants. He starts handling your cock so ****ing well you'd have no chance to resist.

Liver's not bad, if it's prepared properly.

 

[Kobrag]

TDM:Yes, you immidiatly fall in love and lust after a man after touching his balls.

Merc: Dogs have big **** arsed knots, I wouldn't either.

Piss off.

The jokes lost it's novelty then?
Sorry if you found it offensive.

*hugs*

 

[Pavlov]

SHE IS TRYING TO MAKE YOU GAY!

Don't do it Folthie! if you start feeling the gay tingle consult with me IMMEDIATELY, and i will prescribe several shirtless flexing gifs.

She can't change me unless she posts pics. Heh, she'll never do that so I win.

oh I see what you're doing you clever little beaver you. 

 

[Sound Chaser]

Liver's not bad, if it's prepared properly.

Well, that kinda backs up the scenario I described. If it's done well, you might fall into it 

 

[Kobrag]

The recipe is: (men only ((unless the woman is into dildo play and anal)))

Lots of lube and a slow and gental starting pace, until the anal muscles get used to the phallus.

 

[The Mercenary]

TDM:Yes, you immidiatly fall in love and lust after a man after touching his balls.

Merc: Dogs have big **** arsed knots, I wouldn't either.

Piss off.

The jokes lost it's novelty then?
Sorry if you found it offensive.

*hugs*

It lost its novelty wayyyyy back. Like hundreds of pages in Say Cheese. Where Janus went berserk on a few people. <3

SHE IS TRYING TO MAKE YOU GAY!

Don't do it Folthie! if you start feeling the gay tingle consult with me IMMEDIATELY, and i will prescribe several shirtless flexing gifs.

She can't change me unless she posts pics. Heh, she'll never do that so I win.

oh I see what you're doing you clever little beaver you. 

Don't worry, I'll change you when you're legal, Folthie.

 

[italiano]

balls touch 

It's like the ultimate high five .

In my opinion, everyone's bisexual, some just lean more towards members of the opposite sex or their own sex.

I would agree that we're naturally sexual, but heavily biased towards the opposite sex. Not having that bias is dysfunctional, since it provides no purpose apart from personal gratification, which in the scheme of life is irrelevant.

 

[Æon]

Don't worry, I'll change you when you're legal, Folthie.

Am I supposed to be scared or thankful?

 

[The Mercenary]

Both.

 

[Pavlov]

Don't worry, I'll change you when you're legal, Folthie.

Oh now you leave that alone Merc! She is MINES!

I challenge you to a gentleman's duel! Naked rock fighting in a swamp at midnight!