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[Tintin]

I'm only incapable of gaining weight, so I should be fine.

I can fix that. All I need from you is commitment.

The Pavenis school of excessive weight gain in a short space of time for perverted reasons?

This could be exactly what i'm looking for

My penis or my personal training skillz? or both?

You're speaking to a lesbian so i'll go with the personal training

 

[pentagathus]

So the "woman" who won't post pics now likes "other" women, seems convenient.
Although a straight woman with the mind of a teenage boy is a wonderful, wonderful thing. But even if you are telling the truth you now say you like hoes so I hate you anyway, whoever you are.

 

[Seff]

I'm only incapable of gaining weight, so I should be fine.

I can fix that. All I need from you is commitment.

Sure, but I'm too lazy to go to the gym. I have dumbbells and a beam in the ceiling I can heave myself up in.

 

[Pavlov]

You're speaking to a lesbian so i'll go with the personal training

FUUUUUUUUU

Just like in real life. 


But fine, I can help you set up a diet/exercise plan if you're like. You can PM with that you're trying to accomplish body wise.

I'm only incapable of gaining weight, so I should be fine.

I can fix that. All I need from you is commitment.

Sure, but I'm too lazy to go to the gym. I have dumbbells and a beam in the ceiling I can heave myself up in.

You're a lazy mother ****er alright. I've been telling you what to do in order to bulk for the last couple of months, but you just prefer to play dress up instead. 

 

[Tintin]

@ Pavlov- I think i'm looking to put on about 10 stone. Do you think it's possible to accomplish in 6 months

 

[Pavlov]

@ Pavlov- I think i'm looking to put on about 10 stone. Do you think it's possible to accomplish in 6 months

Yes it's possible. Are you trying to gain muscle, tone, or fill out?

edit: wait wait wait, is 10 stone 14 pounds, or 140+ pounds?

 

[pentagathus]

10 stone! Thats more than my weight. How much do you weigh at the moment?

 

[Pavlov]

Holy **** Tin, 10 stone is 140 pounds.

Ok so A) no that is virtually impossible to gain that much. Maybe on steroids but even then it will be mostly fat. So you're just going to look terrible :/

and B) why would you want to gain literally a whole other person? are we talking muscle here? or just... what the hell are you trying to accomplish?

 

[Tintin]

Holy **** Tin, 10 stone is 140 pounds.

Ok so A) no that is virtually impossible to gain that much. Maybe on steroids but even then it will be mostly fat. So you're just going to look terrible :/

and B) why would you want to gain literally a whole other person? are we talking muscle here? or just... what the hell are you trying to accomplish?

I WANNA BE FAT!!! AAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH

 

[Pavlov]

Holy **** Tin, 10 stone is 140 pounds.

Ok so A) no that is virtually impossible to gain that much. Maybe on steroids but even then it will be mostly fat. So you're just going to look terrible :/

and B) why would you want to gain literally a whole other person? are we talking muscle here? or just... what the hell are you trying to accomplish?

I WANNA BE FAT!!! AAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH

....

Just move to America.

 

[pentagathus]

Eat lots of fatty **** and steroids then. Crazy fatty.
Pav don't you live in America?

 

[Pavlov]

Eat lots of fatty **** and steroids then. Crazy fatty.
Pav don't you live in America?

Yeah i'm the minority. Fat people make me drink from a separate water fountain. 

 

[pentagathus]

Then push them over and roll them down hills, what they gona do?

 

[Pavlov]

Then push them over and roll them down hills, what they gona do?

Trample the villagers. 

 

[pentagathus]

Have you heard the arguement that obesity is a disease?

 

[Tintin]

I am a disease

 

[pentagathus]

Shush now watty (thats wana be fatty.)

 

[Pavlov]

I mean shes already gay, it's not like her being fat would take much away from us. 

Our female stock is so ****ing win. What do we got? dikes, vegetarians, dog ****ers, and poor little Folthrik trying to survive somewhere in the middle.

 

[tommylaw]

What do we got? dikes, vegetarians, dog ****ers, and poor little Folthrik trying to survive somewhere in the middle.

That's quite an image.

 

[Tintin]

I mean shes already gay, it's not like her being fat would take much away from us. 

Our female stock is so ****ing win. What do we got? dikes, vegetarians, dog ****ers, and poor little Folthrik trying to survive somewhere in the middle.

I guess i'll have to convert this poor little Folthrik you speak of