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Not really brain destroying unless it's ****ing junk anyway.
No, that's just you.
If porn is brain destroying, I'm ****ing the queen of England three times every day.
Now religion.
That **** ****s up your brain more than any LSD overdose.
And not even a tiny bit as fun.
Now religion.
That **** ****s up your brain more than any LSD overdose.
And not even a tiny bit as fun.
Lord Burgess1
My penis size is also relative, got anything else Captain Obvious?
I've yet to meet a person who claimed religion more fun than drugs.
And with that I mean people who actually tried both.
And with that I mean people who actually tried both.
The relation is reversely proportionate to the population of the world. For every million people you lose an inch.Burgess said:
Lord Burgess1
Well I started at over 9000 inches
Only 9000?
lancecor
Knight
Hyperion said:
Grrr, don't bring that up or I will skin your hide, use it for a coat, then give it to my cat as a litter box. Later I will put barbecue sauce on it and give it to a bunch of dogs. When promptly shredded, I will gather the hairs and weave them into my undergarments.
Lord Burgess1
Hyperion said:
No, OVER 9000
Reading, it's really helpful.
Damn **** been hiting the window loudly again.
Yeah but when you say over something it's usually the highest (rounded) number that's still below it.
Burgess said:
Yeah but when you say over something it's usually the highest (rounded) number that's still below it.
In five minutes, the neurons will start dying due to lack of oxygen, rigor mortis, gravity will pull the blood to the lowest parts of the body, the moment your immune system stops working the bacteria in your digestive system will go on and use you for food and the buildup of gasses will eventually make you explode.
Unless you get torched.
And even then, some of it will already happening by then.
Unless you're still alive when it starts.
And you know what'll happen at best?
A burst of endorphins, I think.
And afterwards? Nothing. Sweet silence.
You'll be forgotten in time for the next big event.
Which will probably be some 'great' celebrity breaking a nail or something anyway.
Unless you get torched.
And even then, some of it will already happening by then.
Unless you're still alive when it starts.
And you know what'll happen at best?
A burst of endorphins, I think.
And afterwards? Nothing. Sweet silence.
You'll be forgotten in time for the next big event.
Which will probably be some 'great' celebrity breaking a nail or something anyway.
FrisianDude
Archduke
What? No. Kronos chopped Uranus' dong off. This way Kronos and his brothers and sisters (all children of Gaia and Uranus) could leave Gaia's womb. Uranus retreated and became the sky and stuff. Kronos then banged one of his sisters and fathered a few of the main gods like Zeus, Poseidon, Hades and Demeter but gobbled them up because it had been predicted that one of his children would overpower him and would become the new ruler of ****ing everything. The wife-sister of Kronos gave him instead of Zeus a rock to eat, and he ate the rock. Zeus was then raised by some animal in a cave somewhere and when he was grown up he sliced Kronos' belly open so his brothers and sisters could escape. Zeus then went on with family tradition and married his sister Hera.lancecor said:
During all this Uranus' willy dissolved in the sea and Aphrodite appeared from the foam.
It was Rhea, right?
Zeus' mum?
Zeus' mum?
FrisianDude
Archduke
Ah, yes, it probably was. Forgot her name.
Also,
Also,
Wasn't it an American bint who did that?Burgess said:
