Ouch. you asked for it
http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,54091.0.html
von Mistont:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he didn't read the description.
Jagenfox:
Are there?
Athrasis:
Ah?
jasonxfri13th:
What are they?
von Mistont:
Tell me. What do you do with people who didn't read description?
jasonxfri13th:
Burn!
Jagenfox:
Burn!
Athrasis:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
von Mistont:
And what do you burn apart from those people?
Jagenfox:
More of them!
jasonxfri13th:
Shh!
Jagenfox:
Wood!
von Mistont:
So, why do they burn?
[pause]
jasonxfri13th:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
von Mistont:
Good! Heh heh.
Jagenfox:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
von Mistont:
So, how do we tell whether he is made of wood?
Jagenfox:
Build a bridge out of him.
von Mistont:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Athrasis:
Oh, yeah.
Jagenfox:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
von Mistont:
Does wood sink in water?
Jagenfox:
No. No.
jasonxfri13th:
No, it floats! It floats!
Jagenfox:
Throw him into the pond!
Athrasis:
The pond! Throw him into the pond!
von Mistont:
What also floats in water?
jasonxfri13th:
Bread!
Jagenfox:
Apples!
Athrasis:
Uh, very small rocks!
jasonxfri13th:
Cider!
Jagenfox:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
Athrasis:
Cherries!
jasonxfri13th:
Mud!
Jagenfox:
Uh, churches! Churches!
jasonxfri13th:
Lead! Lead!
Jagenfox:
A duck!
Athrasis:
Oooh.
von Mistont:
Exactly. So, logically...
jasonxfri13th:
If... he... weighs... the same as a duck,... he's made of wood.
von Mistont:
And therefore?
Jagenfox:
Here is a duck. Use this duck.
