My Pretty Elevator

[phbbbt107]

This is a poem I wrote, for the love of my life: Elevator #1 in my apartment building.

"My Pretty Elevator"

I love you so, pretty elevator.
Never have I seen a beauty greater.
I need no woman, and I have no gift,
I only need you, my beautiful lift.
Oh fair conveyor, you are my soulmate;
Surely, we were put together by fate!
There is one thing in you that I abhor,
I just wish you would not act like a whore.
You let any man in as he pleases,
Don't you fear elevator diseases?

Of course, this poem is incomplete, for how could I ever encapsulate the entirety of my infinite love for that contraption in a poem of finite length?

Yes, I know this is a ****ty poem. And you know what, I don't really care. Maybe you'll get a few chuckles out of it.

 

[Lt. of the tower]

A bunch of friends and I got stuck in an elevator on friday, scary ****...

The poem is pretty nifty, good work Phbbbt 

 

[Sir Saladin]

Here in America we call them lifts. I'm joking.

 

[arbites_augmented]

I need no woman, and I have no gift,
I only need you, my beautiful lift.

 

[Gculk]

Here in America we call them lifts. I'm joking.

I ****ing lolled hard.

 

[Llew2]

Awesome poem, I lol'd hard.