Mount&Blade Tagline Contest

[Kamamura]

A fine contest of mediocre taste we havin', lads! Beer on the house for everyone!

 

[Merlkir]

If they make any commercials they should get one of those deep voiced movie trailer announcers to say the tagline

YES!  Or an old kind-of-famous actor, someone like Patrick Stewart in Oblivion...

A fine contest of mediocre taste we havin', lads! Beer on the house for everyone!

come on! nobody can make up anything original and non-cheesy when thinking about a tagline for a PC medieval world simulation

 

[Nahkuri]

A fine contest of mediocre taste we havin', lads! Beer on the house for everyone!

I wouldn't comment on any of these if I didn't have a suggestion of my own, or weren't the dude who determines which will be used... so I won't.

 

[Kamamura]

So what's your suggestion?

You probably misunderstood my comment, only mediocre taste can appeal to the masses, that's why we are having Frodogorn! It was a deepest compliment, not criticism!

Most of the contributions are very good, indeed, I will add some just not to be accussed of being off-topic:

*Assumes a valiant, troubadourish pose*

Mount and Blade - Rise and Conquer!
Mount and Blade - Thousand fates, one destiny!
Mount and Blade - Carve your path to glory through the entrails of your foes - oops, we are aiming for teen rating, right? So skip this one.
Mount and Blade - Wake into your dreams!
Mount and Blade - Warriors of Calardia
Mount and Blade - Ascent and Fall
Mount and Blade - Legacy of the Past

Growling, manly voice is a must!

 

[G36E]

When the dust settles, who will you fight for? -Mount&Blade.

 

[G36E]

When the dust settles, who will you fight for? -Mount&Blade.

When the dust settles, who will be lying in a puddle of his own blood? Me.

I FIXED K?

Mount&Blade. When River Pirates are not a band.

 

[Sir Timothi]

Saddle your Mount. Sharpen your Blade. It's time for War. (or Battle even)

 

[bladeofudun]

Mount & Blade: Frodogorn wants YOU!

Eh... should that be in the silly thread in the Fun Stuff? Maybe I'll put it there too..

 

[Mirathei]

Darker days, darker ways.

I even managed to pile lyrical on top of cheesy. 

 

[Syrdar]

M&B - Shape a new Calradia with YOUR sword.
M&B - Ride to your destiny . (cheesy ****)
M&B - Calradia needs a future, Calradia needs you . (and uncle Sam too)
M&B - Your destiny, Calradia's future
Death, War, Famine, Conquest and YOU - M&B
M&B - King or thief, I up to YOU. 
M&B - Live as a soldier, Die as King. 
M&B - Trample the fate and take your destiny with your Sword, 

 

[RucksackMary]

I would put it very simple :

Conquer


With an image of Calradia under it, or someone epic looking on an horse

 

[G36E]

Mount&Blade: Of broken blades and shattered dreams.

 

[Acanthoid]

Mount & Blade: Rally your troops, unleash your armies, confront your enemies.

Mount & Blade: Lead your men to battle!

 

[alh_p]

M&B: Get Medieval!
M&B: Time to get Medieval

 

[ArakDemonBlade]

Mount&Blade: It's good to be medieval.

 

[Iberon]

Mount&Blade - One Land, Five Nations, One Destiny.

 

[G36E]

Mount&Blade - One Land, Five Nations, One Destiny.

Mount&Blade - Ten claimants. Five Nations. One Destiny.

 

[Ruthven]

Ride
Carve Your Path
How will you Rule?
Sharpen your Sword. Saddle your Horse. Ready your arrows. Tonight, we decide the fate of an Empire.

cheesy, but right now that's all I can think of right now.

 

[gavin]

Kinda lamey though,

Mount&Blade: Brand new medieval experience

or

Mount&Blade: Ride to the end

or, Fight to the end?
perhaps, Ride with the wind

 

[Bulle]

Mount&Blade - Are you ready form your own destiny?

Mount&Bllade - Are you ready to follow your destiny?