Grunwalder
Knight at Arms
As Pratchett said, it takes a certain kind of dedicated athiest to hit their thumb with a hammer and hop up and down shouting "Oh, Random fluctuations in the space time continuum!"
Why can't more of the arguments here be like this?
Nice and jovial.
Now if you want to argue chance, I'll tell you about the slim chance any of my bowel movements actually being solid over the next few days. Damn I hate garlic.