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[Pharaoh Llandy]

*Sigh*
You try to be friendly and all they do is aim for your friggin cock. Talk about penis envy.
All auxiliary drones assemble at sector 1C34, estimating minimal convergence in seventy-six minutes.

Actually, we were referring to Cookie's "Penis" post.

So we're blowing the penis? Gotcha.

You blow that penis harder than Captain Ahab blew Moby ****!

 

[Seff]

Yes ma'am!

[me=Seff]chases down Hyp for blowing. *[/me]

 

[Lord Burgess1]

That penis did nothing to you, you monster!

We'll have to use yours!

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Actually, we were referring to Cookie's "Penis" post.

Hey, I was just trying to help! Know how hard it can be to find an asian's penis without proper specialised equipment?

 

[Worbah]

Yes ma'am!

[me=Seff]chases down Hyp for blowing. *[/me]

A crazy Dane with access to machine guns chasing a guy with his jaw greedily agape. That's nightmare material right there.

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

Talk about penis envy.

He knows! He knows! We must flee!

 

[Seff]

I not new to this penis business, kiddo. Didn't you see the picture?

 

[vadermath]

Everyone's seen the picture

 

[Seff]

You sure?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

I've seen it twice! 

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

You were in it.

 

[Worbah]

I know I'm going to regret this, but:

What picture?

 

[vadermath]

You sure?

Seff, step away from my mother.

I-****ing-mmediately.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

That wasn't me. It was a... err... wardrobe malfunction.

 

[CJ1145]

I know I'm going to regret this, but:

What picture?

Oh-ho-ho. Son you done goofed.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

I know I'm going to regret this, but:

What picture?

Resized.

 

[Seff]

It was LL pulling my boxers off, wasn't it? Silly boy.

Worbah: Go to IRC and find out.

 

[Seff]

Wait wait wait, it was the Human Snail! In his stupor!

 

[vadermath]

Goddamit I need to get an IRC client again.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Or you could just use quakenet.