Clan Warmongering!

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BlodsHammar

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This is, and shall remain as a silly thread. Not to be taken seriously. If you ain't got humor, you don't have to write how boring you are. *rolling for you to notice*


Clan threads in all honor. We join a clan, have a laugh, try to be serious and grow big. Then we all get mad with power, challenge each other and killing! This is fun. Almost too much fun! Thank you Armagan for giving us this possibility! As said, we clans, have our own threads.
But yet we (clan members) seem to cross roads every once and a while.. Some times it's ugly and it ends with a challenge to a clan battle. Some one losses and wants a rematch and everything goes nuts!

Blood lust and power is what we all live for and we can't live like we did before. Yet, how hard we try, we fail. We are all trash talkers and murderers now!
So, this is where this thread gets it's juice from! Here, we actually have a specially designed thread for us to trash-talk the other clans! Which ends up with "Okey, Time, Date and Death". Clans battles!!

The "Idea" isn't very hard.. It's not for making enemies (which probably will happen) but for pushing clan to the limit and have a fight :wink:
The "idea" is Warmongering! (A warmonger is a pejorative term that is used to describe someone who is eager to encourage a people or nation to go to war.)

I will soon enough write down all major clan who are more "active" in the forums. Many of the Warband clans aren't big and some I don't think is active at all.. So you know who to challenge, how big they are (maybe I put up wins and losses in clan fights) and what faction they prefer.

What should I write?

Members from clans, will write and speak greatly of our their clan, always try to be better then the other clan, who typed before.
Example.
I post: Einherjar are divine! They are Immortal! They fall and rise again, IF they fall!

Then Arch3r writes: I rape, there fore I am. I rape Immortals.

Then Tornado_2142 writes: I am "God". I live to serve my "King".

Then Arch writes: I'm a Hobo, you can't see me. You pretend I doesn't exist, therefore I'm invisible. ^^

Clan members whom is about to write, help me with this task and write the amount of members, preferable faction, wins and losses and perhaps country.
(I'll make it easy for you)

  • Clan name
  • Members
  • Faction
  • Country
(This will probably also expand with more "information"..)

Code:
[list]
[*][b]Clan name[/b]
[*]Members
[*]Faction
[*]Country
[/list]
Copy the code, insert info and paste!

Will probably have so polls up from time to time, what they shall contain, I do not know. They might not have a meaning even..

Clans
In order of appearance/mention in the thread
  • Einherjar
  • 53/31(beta)
  • Nords
  • Sweden

  • HOBOKNIGHTS
  • Members
  • Faction
  • Country

  • 22:nd
  • Members
  • Faction
  • America

  • Perkele
  • Members
  • Faction
  • Finland

  • Court of Reveran Rapists
  • Members
  • Faction
  • Country

  • L'armata Brancaleone
  • Members
  • Faction
  • Italy

  • Święty Zastęp
  • Members
  • Faction
  • Poland

  • Teutonic Knights
  • Members
  • Faction
  • Germany

  • Imperium Polskie Klan
  • Members
  • Faction
  • Poland

  • Shieldings
  • Members
  • Faction
  • International

  • nK
  • Members
  • Faction
  • America

  • XIII Legion
  • Members
  • Faction
  • Country
(shall be filled more once people provide information..)


Epic Battles
Dawn of Battle (Battles not yet in history)
  • Einherjar, Shieldings & Perkele vs. 22:nd & CoR

Dusk of Battle (Epic battles in history)

Start Warmongering!
(And please, don't start with Einherjar, it would be so obvious since I started the thread..)​
 
This happened in the last thread...


Hengist said:
Alright, let's start saying something provocative about the Hoboknights.

They seem to be nice and it's a funny idea and all, but they also are damn annoying.
This friggin hobocaps-spamming make them a bit ridiculous, I've yet to learn respect for them.
I've no idea, why our Nordic blades shouldn't smash you like fleas!

Ok, so start counter-mongering, Hobos! I refuse to use caps here on purpose! Come on, caps us to death, tell us how great you are compared to the great Einherjar-Shieldings-alliance!

In the sense of this thread as Blodshammar designed it, take this all with a  :wink:



BlodsHammar said:
Hengist said:
Ok, so start counter-mongering, Hobos! I refuse to use caps here on purpose! Come on, caps us to death, tell us how great you are compared to the great Einherjar-Shieldings-alliance!

Very good indeed.
I will try to do a post. Just got super-glue on my fingers, don't want the keyboard attached to me..

We all so have an unholy alliance with the Perkele clan!



*Glue dried*

Thinking, bad choice of name in the topic.. Thinking, lock topic and start new? Change to "Clan Warmongering"?



Tornado_2142 said:
Great thread brod  :twisted:

Agree, make new one called Clan Warmongering, more appropriate



Orion said:
As the honorable HOBOMERCHANT, I shall retort in a HOBOMANNER to your bold and false HOBOCLAIMS.

First and HOBOFOREMOST, one who has not had the grace to fall so HOBOFAR and arise HOBOANEW cannot contemplate nor understand the HOBOSTANDARDS to which the HOBOKNIGHTS commit themselves. Therefore, you are HOBOUNENLIGHTENED, and your HOBOIGNORANCE can be HOBOFORGIVEN.

However, because you have made your HOBOSTATEMENT hot-blooded, I shall reply in HOBOKIND. You silly Scandinavians know not what it is to be a HOBO, and your ignorance makes you HOBOANGRY. You fools enter into your rage all too readily, and your HOBOCARELESSNESS will be your ultimate downfall!
 
Tornado_2142 said:
You need a big axe to compensate for the lack of downstairs.
We shall kill you with small axes, to carry any more weight would be woeful.

I can kill you, bluntly, with what I got "downstairs".. Ever heard of penilesuffocation?
We carry axes so big for that we know we kill many, with one hit..
 
BlodsHammar said:
Tornado_2142 said:
You need a big axe to compensate for the lack of downstairs.
We shall kill you with small axes, to carry any more weight would be woeful.

I can kill you, bluntly, with what I got "downstairs".. Ever heard of penilesuffocation?
We carry axes so big for that we know we kill many, with one hit..

Yea right Blods, we might or might not have heard of "penile suffocation" we don't worry though cause we know you have heard of erectile dysfunction  :lol:
 
Bold words Blod, but words are nothing without being backed up by actions.

Prove it.


CLAN WAR !

name date time which suits you best. if you are not afraid ofc if you are prepared yet.
 
How embarrassing.. You must be talking about someone else you know of.
I have, personally, raped every town girl, wife and lady in your settlement and I'm quite sure all of your little ones are of my spawn.
Why I am so certain of this, is that I killed all of your already existing little ones .. Bluntlytm



I am pleased knowing my threads purpose isn't failing me..
 
Definitions of raped on the Web:

Cuddly Toys were an new wave band from Ireland that grew out of the glam rock-influenced punk rock band The Raped.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raped

hmmm. Scary :razz:

I assume of course that your back on the musical references :wink:
 
Plazek said:
Definitions of raped on the Web:

Cuddly Toys were an new wave band from Ireland that grew out of the glam rock-influenced punk rock band The Raped.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raped

hmmm. Scary :razz:

I assume of course that your back on the musical references :wink:

:smile:
Raped

When I linked to PenileSuffocation I was meaning the act, not the band. Though I linked it so Admin wasn't to believe I had gone "too far".. :wink:



Good to see a New clan enter the Warmongering :smile:
 
roflblod

One thing you forget is that we are allies with CoR. You can do nothing to shock us :razz:


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Chuck I have heard it is an all american phenomena, or at least started that way. I do hope Calradia is safe :sad:
 
"Chuck", ever heard of an act called "Spamming".
Base my case on that you quote the very same thing 2 time now and made the first post. 3 times the charm!

And we are allies with Perkele.
You think Arc3r is the only onther clan member besides us to write the thread..?

Btw, we already accepted a clan battle with the 22nd. We are 3 Einherjar against your 8 :smile:

Plazek. Give me your numbers.

  • Clan name
  • Members:
  • Faction:
  • Country:
 
Blasphemi, what kind of king are you to refuse a challenge.

No wonder odin has deserted you.

Btw this proves im god.
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