The Honorable Order of the Knights Of The Bull
123 Fake Street
Mobray County, Sarleon 10214
March 28, 352
Sir or Madam Player Character
Mouse Operating Inc.
987 Laptop Lane
Pendor, Earth
RE: Establishment of Knighthood Order
Dear Player Character:
Greetings and salutations. I hope this letter finds you in good health. I am writing this letter on behalf of the entire order of the Knights of The Bull. As you well know we are a group dedicated to a well respected and righteous cause, namely freeing our bovine brethren from the tyranny of small acreage farmers. Our zeal and passion has been erroneously mislabeled and slandered by the supposed lords of this land, resulting in our glorious order mistakenly being deemed as outlawed. An unfortunate misunderstanding to be sure, but one that continues to evade correction in the highest courts of the land.
However, it has come to our attention that in a future version of PoP you, most venerated Player Character, will have the power to create and establish your own knighthood order. This is a great and serious responsibility, one that should not be taken lightly. However, because of the long and illustrious history of the Knights Of The Bull, combined with our inadvertent sanctioning as an outlawed order, it would be a travesty if we, The Knights Of The Bull, were not chosen as your Knighthood Order.
This letter is a formal demand that you select the Knights Of The Bull as your Knighthood Order to be founded. We shall continue to monitor any actions taken by you to ensure that you make the correct choice when founding your Knighthood. Failure to comply with this letter will result in appropriate legal action including, but not limited to, a lawsuit naming you and your entire kingdom, as well as hunting you down and hitting you repeatedly in the face with a meat tenderizer. Enclosed with this letter you will find said meat tenderizer that we shall strike you with.
We look forward to receiving your prompt response to this demand.
Very Truly Yours,
Farts McCool, Esq.
Undersecretary
Knights Of The Bull
FM:sgs
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cc: Master Ox