The Mount & Blade Family

[Cleaning agent]

Maximilian? He's the boy who at some point in his life developed an obsession for something. In his case it's the aztecs! His room is decorated with aztec replicas and posters, he screams and slams the door when anyone calls him anything but Huatacoplepl, and he has dirty pics of Chiconahui, Chantico, Atlacamani, Atlacoya and all the other gorgeous godesses hidden behind his poster of Huehuecoyotl Park, his favorite music band.

 

[Sir Bommel]

Regarding my registering date and date of birth (´76) I would be the just recently discovered grandpa...

 

[Yeyinde]

Maximilian? He's the boy who at some point in his life developed an obsession for something. In his case it's the aztecs! His room is decorated with aztec replicas and posters, he screams and slams the door when anyone calls him anything but Huatacoplepl, and he has dirty pics of Chiconahui, Chantico, Atlacamani, Atlacoya and all the other gorgeous godesses hidden behind his poster of Huehuecoyotl Park, his favorite music band.

Hm. That'll do!

 

[Cleaning agent]

I hope you understood all the references there, max... uhm Huatacoplepl.

 

[Yeyinde]

I'm afraid I did not.

I'm tired an' sick, so my brane isn't as sharp is usually is(n't).

 

[Cleaning agent]

Bah...

Chiconahui =  Godess of fertility
Chantico = Godess of fire, treasure and volcanoes
Atlacamani = Godess of ocean storms
Atlacoya = Godess of drought

Huehuecoyotl = God of music.

Huatacoplepl = Made up.

 

[Yeyinde]

Oh holy grey greasy poo, I was convinced you made all those up.

Bloody hell.

 

[Cleaning agent]

Hehe, there's a wikipedia article with all of them in it, so I didn't go too far to find them.

 

[okiN]

The slippers weren't polka dot, they're red plastic/rubber with holes in. The "dots" are my socks through said holes.

 

[Nahkuri]

You ****s.

 

[gamerwiz09]

****. I'm always late to the good topics.

I'd probably be like the creepy arrogant teenage boy who spends all his time on the internetz looking up pr0n to share with the family and wanking.

 

[mrcrotch]

I'm the guy with the hat.

 

[G36E]

That's Moss's job.

 

[Nash]

I'm the guy with the hat.

What hat?

That's Moss's job.

Well Moss is gone, and I had more hats to begin with so

****. I'm always late to the good topics.

I'd probably be like the creepy arrogant teenage boy who spends all his time on the internetz looking up pr0n to share with the family and wanking.

Oh for cripes sake, you need an avatar. Seriously, that horse guy pisses me off to no end.

Here, take this crappy one I made for you:

 

[gamerwiz09]

****. I'm always late to the good topics.

I'd probably be like the creepy arrogant teenage boy who spends all his time on the internetz looking up pr0n to share with the family and wanking.

Oh for cripes sake, you need an avatar. Seriously, that horse guy pisses me off to no end.

Here, take this crappy one I made for you:

What the **** is that?

 

[G36E]

A dildo on a gaming platform?

 

[Nash]

It's a joystick with a wizard's hat: "gamerwiz".Think McFly, think.

 

[Worbah]

That's Moss's job.

The **** it is, check say cheese.

oh, and say what you want, but the horse archer is Jonathan Stranges avatar.

 

[Nahkuri]

a c64 controller with a hat. Anyone with that ages old shirtless m&B horse archer avatar is irrelevant.

I'm raz's lover. Assholes.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Awesome

Though it would have been better with one of those ancient atari joysticks. The type that were made out of some sort of titanium/rubber mixture and could withstand being thrown against your wall.