Merry Christmas Forums!

[Oyipggy]

Jesus and freedom are alright by me. But **** that other ****.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

...And Santa Claus...

And, by extension, Coca-Cola.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

And bearded paedophiles.

 

[Evilknightz]

 

[CJ1145]

Of course, this brings up a whole new question. Apparently the kids that are nice get toys, but what really happens to the little boys and girls who are... naughty?

Spoiler

 

[Nahkuri]

Yeah, merry yule/giftmas to you cocksuckers as well. Stopped all the cleaning and preparations stuff a minute ago with some ham fat(still hot from the oven,) bread and whisky.

 

[Fierce Headmaster]

Troll Santa, why are you holding that giant dino crap that looks like a bag over there?

EDIT: ninja'd 2 times!

 

[Evilknightz]

Of course, this brings up a whole new question. Apparently the kids that are nice get toys, but what really happens to the little boys and girls who are... naughty?

I believe the picture I posted answers this.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Yeah, merry yule/giftmas to you cocksuckers as well. Stopped all the cleaning and preparations stuff a minute ago with some ham fat(still hot from the oven,) bread and whisky.

If I knew you were starving and desperate, I would have offered you some of my rabbit food.

Hmm... but probably not my whisky. Whatever you have probably isn't as good as my Glenfiddich.

 

[Ambalon]

Yeah, merry yule

Why, thank you.

 

[Smoketh]

Merry giftmas to all

 

[Nahkuri]

Yeah, merry yule/giftmas to you cocksuckers as well. Stopped all the cleaning and preparations stuff a minute ago with some ham fat(still hot from the oven,) bread and whisky.

If I knew you were starving and desperate, I would have offered you some of my rabbit food.

Hmm... but probably not my whisky. Whatever you have probably isn't as good as my Glenfiddich.

Does your rabbit eat greasy, salty and unhealty stuff?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Yeah, merry yule/giftmas to you cocksuckers as well. Stopped all the cleaning and preparations stuff a minute ago with some ham fat(still hot from the oven,) bread and whisky.

If I knew you were starving and desperate, I would have offered you some of my rabbit food.

Hmm... but probably not my whisky. Whatever you have probably isn't as good as my Glenfiddich.

Does your rabbit eat greasy, salty and unhealty stuff?

No, I can't say I've ever eaten Ilex. It was just muesli.

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Yeah, merry yule/giftmas to you cocksuckers as well. Stopped all the cleaning and preparations stuff a minute ago with some ham fat(still hot from the oven,) bread and whisky.

If I knew you were starving and desperate, I would have offered you some of my rabbit food.

Hmm... but probably not my whisky. Whatever you have probably isn't as good as my Glenfiddich.

Does your rabbit eat greasy, salty and unhealty stuff?

She is a veggie, so probably as long as they aren't meaty (or maybe if they are only meaty)

 

[Nahkuri]

Yeah, merry yule/giftmas to you cocksuckers as well. Stopped all the cleaning and preparations stuff a minute ago with some ham fat(still hot from the oven,) bread and whisky.

If I knew you were starving and desperate, I would have offered you some of my rabbit food.

Hmm... but probably not my whisky. Whatever you have probably isn't as good as my Glenfiddich.

Does your rabbit eat greasy, salty and unhealty stuff?

No, I can't say I've ever eaten Ilex. It was just muesli.

Are you and your rabbit the one and the same?

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Yeah, merry yule/giftmas to you cocksuckers as well. Stopped all the cleaning and preparations stuff a minute ago with some ham fat(still hot from the oven,) bread and whisky.

If I knew you were starving and desperate, I would have offered you some of my rabbit food.

Hmm... but probably not my whisky. Whatever you have probably isn't as good as my Glenfiddich.

Does your rabbit eat greasy, salty and unhealty stuff?

No, I can't say I've ever eaten Ilex. It was just muesli.

Are you and your rabbit the one and the same?

Well, rabbit food is usually what I'm told I eat!

 

[Shatari]

I prefer just eating the rabbit, personally.

Oh, and merry post-winter solstice.

 

[CJ1145]

Merry Oh-****-There's-Ice-On-My-Windshield-And-I-Couldn't-Find-A-Toy-For-My-Son-And-He-Won't-Shut-The-Hell-Up-About-Leaving-Cookies-For-Santa-And-Grass-For-The-Damn-Reindeer-I-Should-Just-End-It-All-Here Day to all, and to all a good night!

 

[Weren]

Humbug!

 

[Nahkuri]

Merry Oh-****-There's-Ice-On-My-Windshield-And-I-Couldn't-Find-A-Toy-For-My-Son-And-He-Won't-Shut-The-Hell-Up-About-Leaving-Cookies-For-Santa-And-Grass-For-The-Damn-Reindeer-I-Should-Just-End-It-All-Here Day to all, and to all a good night!

Well you certainly started early.