Merry Christmas Forums!

[Feragorn]

Santa, great troll, or greatest troll?

 

[Evilknightz]

We've been over this. He is just a pedophile. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

but that's the cherry on top of the fruit cake

Lep has a cherry?! 

 

[Untitled.]

Not sure is this right placeTIME to this

I fixed your quote because it's still 23rd December.

PS, Jesus hates you for getting his birfday wrong.

It's more likely that the Dude was born in October anyways.

 

[Majhudeen]

Happy Holidays people.

 

[Oyipggy]

It's "Merry Christmas". We don't want to support the terrorists.

Spoiler

Or the Jews.

That said: A legitimate Merry Christmas to all.

 

[gamerwiz09]

MERRY CHRISTMAS PAGANS

 

[Moose!]

I wrote another one because I was bored! Sing aloud to the tune of "Away in a Manger."

Locked deep in a chamber, a squid for a head
A horror awaits us both dreaming and dead
When stars are aligned then the cultists will pray
To Cthulhu who sleeps down in sunken R'lyeh

The Deep Ones are teeming, the Old One awakes
The earth is bombarded by tides and earthquakes
No human can run from his maddening gaze
When Cthulhu arises from under the waves

There is no redemption for humanity
When all the world's driven to insanity
Great Cthulhu we submit & give you our praise
And laugh as we wait for the end of all days

Ia! Merry Cthulhumas everybody!

 

[Evilknightz]

I was waiting for the Cthulhu summoners to arrive. The day of reckoning approaches. In a few hours he will be summoned.

 

[Tukkwit]

Merry Christmas, you 'orrbile lot!

The only thing I got was coal. 

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Merry Christmas, you 'orrbile lot!

The only thing I got was coal. 

That's because I made off with your presents and replaced them will coal so that you wouldn't get suspicious.

 

[Majhudeen]

Well given the price of coal, your a damn lucky person. SELL IT YOU MAGGOT.

 

[Grunar]

Merry Christmas people!

 

[[BRE] Roudrac]

Merry Christmas and happy holidays 

 

[Regendur]

Merry Christmas everyone.

 

[Icey Fresh Werewolf]

Have a Merry Christmas, and make sure to light your fireplace.