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[Der Einzige]

A select few have the mentality of a 5 year old when it comes to socializing.

Vincenzo isn't a moderator anymore but I suppose in passing it is a fitting remark.

Isn't Vincenzo banned from Germany for diddling children?

he he he

 

[TheFlyingFishy]

I'm actually curious about that as well, considering that was the rumor for the longest time. Though it's probably none of my business.

 

[Fehnor]

I would take accusations like that around here with a grain of salt. Seems to be the way individuals are exiled from mage's kool klub.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Such accusations also have no place in this thread, given that:

1) They are wildly inappropriate

2) Vincenzo is not a moderator, therefore should not be a subject of this thread.

Talk about me instead. For example, I haven't had a shipment of first-born sons in months. What's up with that?

 

[Delora Filth]

Sorry. Found out shipping toddlers to the UK costs a fortune. Should've expected it given that the item weighs 18-20 kilos, is rather obnoxious and is subject to extra customs fees due to being biohazard material.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Sorry. Found out shipping toddlers to the UK costs a fortune. Should've expected it given that the item weighs 18-20 kilos, is rather obnoxious and is subject to extra customs fees due to being biohazard material.

You need to gather a bulk order; weirdly, shipping costs less (per kilo) for 100 than it does for 1.

 

[Delora Filth]

That order will take about 80 years to fill though. Not accounting for modifyers like twin births and such.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Silly Scandinavian person. I didn't mean you should spawn a hundred children. That would just be silly!

No, you need to go out into the community, liaise with other people who have spawned children, convince them to give up their offspring and then stick the little 'uns in a shipping crate. If a hundred couples contribute towards shipping costs you're looking at 30% savings right there.

 

[Captured Joe]

Reported for spamming.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Actually, I'm a vegetarian.

 

[Delora Filth]

Then what the hell Do you want/need all those kids for?

 

[Duh]

Fertelizer.

 

[Delora Filth]

Logical.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Everyone, welcome your new Scandinavian language overlord, Ulf.

As this is Ulf's first week on the job, we'll be accepting comments and criticisms about his fine (or terrible) work via PM. Please direct your PMs to Lord Brutus.

At the end of his first week, we'll be sending out New Moderator Official Feedback Forms (brand new as of this month.) To request an Official Feedback Form, please PM Lord Brutus.

For sacrifices of firstborn sons, and offerings of alcohol beverages, please PM me.

 

[Delora Filth]

He told me he was giving me a warning. But all he did was touch my no-no-places behind the bike shed!

 

[Lord Burgess1]

Will he be providing vodka?

 

[Lord Brutus]

He told me he was giving me a warning. But all he did was touch my no-no-places behind the bike shed!

Is this a criticism or just a comment?

 

[Delora Filth]

Depends if your "office" is behind a bike shed too.

 

[Goker]

It sounds like praise to me.

 

[Wellenbrecher]

Ulf sucks and he should feel bad.



In other totally unrelated news, I kinda wanna touch his pepee.