The Ultimate Football analogy

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EDIT 11/8 : changed Freelancers into Chelsea FC (Napoleon input)
fixed KOS roster - Alene input
fixed AA roster - Froska / Toi input
fixed IR roster - Boris input


List of the clan listed so far :
AA
AE
Castellans
Enmity
Freelancers
IG
IR
KURWA
Kingdom of Swadia
PE


Since some times some of us had fun trying to find some analogy between football & warband clans / players:
Feel free to add comments and suggestions and i ll try to keep the topic up to date with the propositions which make most sense  :cool:

AE  = Barcelona FC : they are dominating the scene those last years, both AE & FCB having the best players arounds, uncontested champions so far
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Key players 
AE_Leroux / Xavi
AE_Peter / Leo Messi
AE_M / Luis Suarez (cant beat him one vs one)
AE_Deacon / Inesta
AE_Cleric / Neymar Jr
AE_Bliv / Pedro (#let them play)
AE_Shemaforash / Busquets
BP rate /
BP comments :
AE - the most titled clan, also I can say the most strong clan in Europe like a September 2012 - 2015 (Only team KURWA can beat them on the final, and pick up their title of champions. Have the one of best players in EU. In Europe there is no clan,  that can provide decent infatrys against AE infs. Legendary clan. Statistics: Wins: 57 Draw: 0 Loses: 6 Leader - Deacon.Commanders - M and Azan.



The Freelancers = Chelsea : The team which team play and indiviual skill are combined with discipline and strategy.
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Key players
Napoleon / Fabregas (the brain)
Menethil / Hazard (the game changer)
Tirtil / Oscar (insane skills but no hard work)
Rempica / Costa (last toucher - free top score)
Shingen / Willian (Freestyler)
Vivar / J.Terry (Ass saver and most scored center back)
Sifon / Matic (%100 pass accuracy, no risk, no turnover)
Faramir / Ramires (12th man (copy of basketball term 6th man), first substitution)
Achto / Azpilicueta (hardwork guy, goes over 12km per match)
Bauglir / Lampard (left during season)
BP Rate : NA
BP Comments : NA



KURWA = Real Madrid FC : Some of the best players, high individual skills, still trying to dominate the scene
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Key Players:
KURWA_Relax / James Rodriguez
KURWA_BLacktide / Cristiano
KURWA_Sikici / Karim Benzema  :iamamoron:
KURWA_Bendetto / TOni Kroos
KURWA_Thyke / Gareth Bale
KURWA_Trebron / Modric
KURWA_Sotamursu / Pepe (stronk)
BP Rate : NA
Bp comments : KURWA - new team, collected some of the best players in Europe. All players take a part a top (inactive) clans (22nd, WV, RN, RS, Bohemian, Inquisition). Have the best cavs since a 2013-2015. Champions in Europe, only they can to take away the champions title from AE in 2014. Leader  - have many leaders. Commander - SotaMursu.



IRISH REBELS = Paris Saint Germain FC: New to the scene, sponsored by ******** rich owner, promising tons of **** of vodka to recruit anyone they want
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Key players
IR_Dragz / Salvatore Sirigu
IR_Boris / Kevin Trapp
IR_Lilli / Thiago Motta
IR_Sebek / Javier Pastore
IR_eRRoR / Edinson Cavani
IR_Hopkiin / Ezequiel Lavezzi
IR_Kawaii / Angel di Maria
IR_Majesty / Lucas
IR_Donut / Marco Veratti
IR_Waringham / Thiago Silva
IR_Virus / Zlatan Ibrahimovic
IR_SpheRe / Gregory van der Wiel
IR_Attila / Blaise Matuidi
IR_Nici / Serge Aurier

BP Rate : NA
BP Comments : NA



IG = Manchester United : great history, but trying hard to get back into the scene
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Key Players:
IG_Triari / Wayne Rooney (the true talent)
IG_Oliveran / Bastian Schweinsteiger
IG_Kekn / De Gea
IG_CrazyBoy / Michael Carrick
IG_Marek / Valencia
IG_Volcom / Fellaini (Begium FTW)
IG_Piccolo / Scheinderlin (u never heard about him/her, so far)
BP Rate : NA
BP Comments : IG - top team, also I can the say EU champions, in there best times have the one of the best players in EU and be best team in EU. Since 2013 year this players go inactive (some players join in AE.) IG the most organized сlan in this game, also have the best teamplay. Over the past 2 years the team began to lose its power, as the main players have become inactive and the composition is completely changed, but we hope soon young players on IG still show themselves. Leader - SCGavin. Statistics: Wins: 77 Draw: 3 Loses: 19.  Commanders - Gultar, Harman and Oliveran.



PE = Lech Poznan : Polish based team FTW
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Key Players:
PE_Blackhawk / Dawid Kownacki
PE_Blade / Tomasz Kedziora
PE_Prince / Karol Linetty
BP RATE : N/A
BP COMMENTS : N/A
Lets be honest, I m really not sure about this one xD



The Castellans = Liverpool FC : good players, leaded by one great dude
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Key Players:
Castellan_OGL / Steven Gerrard (who doesn't like him?)
Castellan_Viktor / Sturridge
Castellan_Yami / Skrtel (same haircut)
Castellan_Bruce / Coutinho (the star in become)
Castellan_Rainbow / Benteke (the new guy)
Castellan_Arthasan / Jonjo Shelvey (too many red cards dude)

BP Points : N/A
BP Comments : N/A



The Kingdom of Swadia = FC Sankt Pauli : the ideas before the results
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Key Players :
Alene_of_Swadia / Waldemar Sobota (...)

BP RATE : N/A
B/P Comments : N/A




Awakened Apotheoses [AA_] = Arsenal the challenger !!!
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Key Players :
AA_Bauglir / Mikel Arteta ( The captain who is everywhere (plays all classes ))
AA_Froska/ Per Mertesacker ( He's always there to save you but always stays in the background. )
AA_Toi / Thomas Rosicky ( Used to be good, but now bad )
AA_Fietta / Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain ( Promising player )
AA_Gibby / Aaron Ramsey ( Another promising player )
AA_Shingen / Theo Walcott (White Flash)
AA_Grifon / Santi Cazorla ( The playmaker )
AA_Volshen / Alexis Sanchez (Insanely skilled carrier)
AA_Ncromancien / Mathieu Debuchy ( Who does what we need from him exactly when we need it )
AA_Chornyi_Voron / Laurent Koscielny ( Who would save you from getting killed )
AA_vSaDniK / Jack Wilshere ( Among the most skilled )
BP Rate : N/A
BP Comments : N/A




Inquisition = FC Zenit : Russian Best Vodka :grin:
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Key Players
Need help with that xD

BP RATE : N/A
BP COMMENTS :
Inquisition - Top team and best clan in CIS, came from a clan of ARNOR (only RS may compete with them). Have the most strong and skilled players in Warband (the go inactive when the clan come in Europe.)  In Europe they come in 2012, played without main forces. Since 2013, they collected fully new composition which is played before the start of 2015. Recognized as a top team, but has not won any big tournaments (ENL Division C Winner,  5-a-Side II 2013 Winner, 5-a-Side III 2013 Winner.) Statistics: Wins: 60 Draw: 0 Loses: 10.  Leader  -  Zerdan. Commander - ISPANEC



Enmity = Swansea AFC
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Key Players:
Sombie / Bafetimbi Gomis
Herishey / Fabiansky
Demon / Andre Ayew
BP RATE : N/A
BP COMMENTS :


...MORE TO COME, FEEL FREE TO ADD SUGGESTIONS & MODIFICATIONS ^^
 
Real Madrid would be the last team i want to be part of, Forza Barca!! but great job :smile:

I would rather Chelsea for Freelancers.

The team which team play and indiviual skill are combined with discipline and strategy.

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Napoleon / Fabregas (the brain)
Menethil / Hazard (the game changer)
Tirtil / Oscar (insane skills but no hard work)
Rempica / Costa (last toucher - free top score)
Shingen / Willian (Freestyler)
Grenade / Cuadrado (Another Freestyler)
Vivar / J.Terry (Ass saver and most scored center back)
Sifon / Matic (%100 pass accuracy, no risk, no turnover)
Faramir / Ramires (12th man (copy of basketball term 6th man), first substitution)
Achto / Azpilicueta (hardwork guy, goes over 12km per match)
Bauglir / Lampard (left during season)
 
Well I came to Warband to get away from football, looks like this is not the case so am gonna retire before more people compare me to a game where people get kicked in the ankle and cry like when you steal a lollipop from a baby. Peace out  :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
 
Pls fix.
AA_Bauglir / Petr Čech
AA_Froska/ Per Mertesacker
AA_Toi / Mikel Arteta
AA_Fietta / Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
AA_Gibby / Aaron Ramsey
AA_Shingen / Theo Walcott (white flash)
AA_Griffon / Santi Cazorla
AA_Volshen /Jack Wilshere
AA_Necronancer / Laurent Koscielny


AA_VSadNik / Abou Diaby :lol:

 
frostinvioo said:
Pls fix.
AA_Bauglir / Petr Čech
AA_Froska/ Per Mertesacker
AA_Toi / Mikel Arteta
AA_Fietta / Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
AA_Gibby / Aaron Ramsey
AA_Shingen / Theo Walcott (white flash)
AA_Griffon / Santi Cazorla
AA_Volshen /Jack Wilshere
AA_Necronancer / Laurent Koscielny


AA_VSadNik / Abou Diaby :lol:

xD seems legit!
Fixed.
 
Tbh, this analogy would be more accurate. :grin:

AA_Bauglir / Mikel Arteta ( The captain who is everywhere (plays all classes ))
AA_Froska/ Per Mertesacker ( He's always there to save you but always stays in the background. )
AA_Toi / Thomas Rosicky ( Used to be good, but now bad )
AA_Fietta / Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain ( Promising player )
AA_Gibby / Aaron Ramsey ( Another promising player )
AA_Shingen / Theo Walcott (White Flash)
AA_Grifon / Santi Cazorla ( The playmaker )
AA_Volshen / Alexis Sanchez (Insanely skilled carrier)
AA_Ncromancien / Mathieu Debuchy ( Who does what we need from him exactly when we need it )
AA_Chornyi_Voron / Laurent Koscielny ( Who would save you from getting killed )
AA_vSaDniK / Jack Wilshere ( Among the most skilled )
 
ZombieJR said:
omk do one for Enmity! :grin: (Middle table team) :wink:)

Enmity = West Ham? xD
gimme suggestions ^^ > I give u Swansea after discuting with other, can be change if u want xD

_Toi_ said:
Tbh, this analogy would be more accurate. :grin:

AA_Bauglir / Mikel Arteta ( The captain who is everywhere (plays all classes ))
AA_Froska/ Per Mertesacker ( He's always there to save you but always stays in the background. )
AA_Toi / Thomas Rosicky ( Used to be good, but now bad )
AA_Fietta / Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain ( Promising player )
AA_Gibby / Aaron Ramsey ( Another promising player )
AA_Shingen / Theo Walcott (White Flash)
AA_Grifon / Santi Cazorla ( The playmaker )
AA_Volshen / Alexis Sanchez (Insanely skilled carrier)
AA_Ncromancien / Mathieu Debuchy ( Who does what we need from him exactly when we need it )
AA_Chornyi_Voron / Laurent Koscielny ( Who would save you from getting killed )
AA_vSaDniK / Jack Wilshere ( Among the most skilled )

Done ^^

Also I m thinking to change KURWA to Real Madrid : for rivality with FCBN aka AE. Who s gonna be Cristiano then ? :grin:
 
Speaking of Barça, we won the supercup yesterday againts the Atleti! Visca el Barça :smile:!

btw explain me the swadian reference and why aren't I in the roster D:
 
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