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a lot of homosexuals for the program's 5% chance... anyway my male israeli(also gay) activist kept getting executed at 17 for anti-government activities. israel doesn't have a death penalty.. and how was he captured with near-maximal intelligence and physical qualities?

..still fun.
 
This game is pretty hilarious. My longest-living character was an iraqi. It seems, people in western countries have a higher chance of getting fatal diseases. I have not had ONE west-asian character get stomach cancer, or AIDs. Well, ok, an Indian I made DID get prostate cancer, but that's an isolated incident.
 
0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in Iraq's Baghdad Governorate, not far from the city of Baghdad.

My parents have named me Tareq. My surname is Al Qorashi.  My mother, Jala, is 37 and my father, Suleiman, is 39. I have no brothers or sisters.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence and extraordinary good looks.

My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.

1 year old
Peace.

2 years old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

3 years old
4 years old
Died at age 4 from dehydration.
 
ArabArcher35 said:
Pwn3d. My Iraqi was urban, yours was rural.
Click to expand...

Oh yeah!
Well my Iraqi was gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence and extraordinary good looks.
 
Proverbs and sayings about Pederasty in Middle East and Africa:

Afghanistan
The ****'s value knows the Afghan, the rear's worth knows the Kabuli. (Kadr-i-kus Aughan danad, kadr-i-kunra Kabuli.) An allusion to the pederastic practices in Afghanistan. 

Egypt
For a boy, they will kill. For a woman, never. Siwan proverb. [32]
In his father's home a boy's chastity is safe, but let him become a dervish and the buggers will queue up behind him. An attack upon
the Sufi practice of gazing upon beautiful boys. Yusuf Al-Shirbini's 17th c. Kitab Hazz Al-Quhuf [33]

Middle East
With wine and boys around, the monks have no need of the Devil to tempt them. Early Christian saying.[36]

Morocco
For a boy to memorize the Qur'an, the imam has to mount him. A saying from North Africa.[37]

Pakistan
Women for breeding, boys for pleasure, but melons for sheer delight. Pathan proverb, also reported in similar forms from the Arab countries, Iran and North Africa.


 
Yeah, guys get raped, mostly by other guys. Same with male prostetutes, who hires them? Guys. Fat white creepy guys.

@Archonsod: Eh/ A better sim eh? Link?
 
Haha, I outlived two wives, ALL my siblings, my children and eventually died at 92 of OLD AGE while everyone else around me died of cancer, infection and disease...
 
Ah, i've built up a nice list:

0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in Tanzania's Pemba South Region, not far from the city of Chake Chake.

My parents have named me Benjamin. My surname is Kamau.  My mother, Jessica, is 17 and my father, Paul, is 24. I have no brothers or sisters.

My mother has graduated from secondary school.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 12,989 people have died and 1,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Brother Jonathan born.

2 years old
Brother Edward born.

3 years old
I've developed goiter.

4 years old
Sister Joyce born.

5 years old
My brother Jonathan has been hurt in an accident.

My brother Jonathan has schistosomiasis.

My sister Joyce has had malaria.

6 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 224 people have died and 2,500,000 others have been affected.

The famine or food shortage has hit my area.

Famine victim.

Began school.

My brother Jonathan is not able to attend school.

7 years old
Suffering from severe malnutrition.

A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 9,911 people have died and 670,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sister Martha born.

My brother Edward began school.

My sister Joyce has had measles.

8 years old
My brother Edward has had malaria.

9 years old
I've developed goiter.

I have schistosomiasis.

A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 1,093 people have died and 700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Decided to steal.

My sister Joyce began school.

10 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 491 people have died and 1,500,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My mother has schistosomiasis.

11 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 13 people have died and 3,100,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Too sick to attend school.

My mother has had malaria.

My sister Joyce has schistosomiasis.

12 years old
My sister Martha began school.

13 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Irene Kapkobi.

Rejected by Irene Kapkobi.

My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My brother Jonathan has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My sister Joyce has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My sister Martha has had malaria.

14 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Elizabeth Ongeri.

Rejected by Elizabeth Ongeri.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a farm worker.

My brother Edward has asthma.

15 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Jane Kororia.

Rejected by Jane Kororia.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Emily Keino.

Rejected by Emily Keino.

16 years old
My girlfriend Julie has died from dehydration.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Julie Akii-Bua.

We've begun seeing each other.

Girlfriend pregnant.

My mother has had another malaria flare-up.

Son Joseph born.

17 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

Girlfriend pregnant.

My son Joseph has died at age 1 from pertussis (whooping cough).

My girlfriend Julie has graduated from secondary school.

Daughter  born.

My daughter  has been born with Down syndrome.

18 years old
I've developed goiter.

My girlfriend Julie is not ready for marriage.

Girlfriend pregnant.

Daughter Maria born.

19 years old
My girlfriend Julie is not ready for marriage.

My mother has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.

My father has suffered an epileptic seizure.

My brother Edward has been cured of syphilis.

My brother Edward has graduated from secondary school.

20 years old
My girlfriend Julie is not ready for marriage.

Girlfriend pregnant.

Daughter Nancy born.

21 years old
I've developed goiter.

Julie and I are now engaged!.

Susan Wakihuri and my brother Jonathan are now engaged to be married.

Susan Wakihuri and my brother Jonathan have married.

My sister Joyce has graduated from secondary school.

22 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Tabora region.

Julie Akii-Bua and I got married this year.

Moved away from home.

Denied a raise.

Received a 2% pay raise.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Wife pregnant.

My daughter Nancy has asthma.

My daughter Nancy has had malaria.

Daughter Anna born.

23 years old
My daughter  began school.

My daughter Nancy has had measles.

My wife Julie has been cured of depression.

24 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 15,879 people have died and 1,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Peace.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 46,036 shillings.

Took up smoking.

My father has died at age 49 from an epileptic seizure.

My sister Martha has become too sick to attend school.

My daughter Maria began school.

My daughter Anna has had malaria.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Caught illegally getting extra money from work.

Sentenced to two years of probation.

My sister's boyfriend Paul has hookworm.

My sister's boyfriend Paul has reduced vision from cataracts.

My sister Martha has been cured of syphilis.

My daughter Anna has had malaria again.

26 years old
My brother Jonathan's wife Susan has had malaria.

My daughter Nancy began school.

27 years old
My mother has had malaria again.

Jonathan has died at age 27 from starvation.

My brother Edward has had malaria again.

Paul Koskei and my sister Joyce have married.

My daughter  has become too sick to attend school.

My daughter Maria has become too sick to attend school.

28 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

Wife pregnant.

Invested 50000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

My sister Joyce's husband Paul has been cured of cataracts.

My daughter  has lymphedema.

My daughter Anna began school.

Son Paul born.

29 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 2,074 people have died and 540,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Decided to commit a burglary.

Got 988,652 shillings in a burglary.

Wife pregnant.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

Invested 050000 shillings in a bank account.

My sister Joyce's husband Paul has schistosomiasis.

Daughter Irene born.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Saved myself some money with a "white lie".

Joyce has died at age 27 from starvation.

My daughter  has schistosomiasis.

31 years old
Borrowed 50000 shillings in a family loan loan.

My sister Joyce's husband Paul has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

Peter Kipkoech and my sister Martha have married.

has died at age 14 from starvation.

Maria has died at age 13 from starvation.

My son Paul has had measles.

My wife Julie has had malaria.

32 years old
I died from an infection.

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0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Babahoyo in Ecuador's Los Ríos Province.

My parents have named me Clarita. My surname is Chavez.  My mother, Nina, is 37 and my father, Alberto, is 36. I have a brother, Raul, age 8 and a brother, Salvador, who is 9.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

My brother Raul has had malaria.

2 years old
My mother has given up drinking.

3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
A major earthquake has hit Ecuador. 189 people have died and 79,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
A major earthquake has hit Ecuador. 72 people have died and 21,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

8 years old
My brother Salvador has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Salvador has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My brother's boyfriend Aureleo has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's boyfriend Aureleo has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

9 years old
My brother Raul has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Raul has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

10 years old
My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My brother Raul has hookworm.

My brother Raul has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

11 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

My brother Salvador has moved out on his own.

My brother Raul has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

12 years old
A major earthquake has hit Ecuador. 176 people have died and 20,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Javier Gamboa.

We've begun seeing each other.

My mother has arthritis of the knee.

My boyfriend Javier has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

14 years old
Javier Gamboa broke off our relationship.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Gustavo Gomez.

We've begun seeing each other.

Blanca Velasquez and my brother Raul are now engaged to be married.

Blanca Velasquez and my brother Raul have married.

My brother Raul has moved out on his own.

15 years old
I was robbed.

Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

My brother Raul has hookworm.

16 years old
My brother Raul has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

17 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

Gustavo Gomez broke off our relationship.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Failed the college entrance examinations.

Failed to qualify for vocational school.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a street vendor.

19 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Jorge Velasquez.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother's boyfriend Aureleo has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

20 years old
I have cervix cancer.

21 years old
22 years old
My boyfriend Jorge and I are now engaged..

The engagement is over but my boyfriend Jorge and I are still seeing each other.

23 years old
Died at age 23 from cervix cancer.

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0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in Sierra Leone's Port Loko Region, not far from the town of Port Loko.

My parents have named me Nsia. My surname is Aduamah.  My mother, Upala, is 18 and my father, Okeke, is 18. I have a brother, Issa, who is 1.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

Peace.

My mother has asthma.

2 years old
My brother Issa has had measles.

My brother Issa has schistosomiasis.

3 years old
4 years old
My father has had malaria.

My brother Issa is not able to attend school.

5 years old
Suffering from severe malnutrition.

6 years old
I've developed goiter.

Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
My mother died from an infection.

11 years old
I have schistosomiasis.

12 years old
13 years old
14 years old
Asthma.

My father died from an infection.

15 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Too sick to attend school.

Took up smoking.

16 years old
17 years old
18 years old
Began work as a subsistence farmer.

My brother Issa has been cured of depression.

19 years old
Died at age 19 from starvation.

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0 years old
I was born a girl in a small town in Japan's Kyushu Region, not far from the city of Sasebo.

My parents have named me Aiko. My surname is Abe.  My mother, Masako, is 19 and my father, Akinori, is 26. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 93 people have died and 34,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
Avoided a punishment with a "white lie".

10 years old
11 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 31 people have died and 150,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

12 years old
13 years old
14 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 51 people have died and 13,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

15 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 412 people have died and 130,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

16 years old
Helped out a beggar.

17 years old
Took up smoking.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a subsistence farmer.

19 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Masaru Kawai.

Rejected by Masaru Kawai.

20 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 59 people have died and 18,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

21 years old
22 years old
23 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 30 people have died and 290,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

24 years old
25 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

26 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 21 people have died and 270,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new man I like very much, named Hitoshi Hashimoto.

Rejected by Hitoshi Hashimoto.

27 years old
28 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 89 people have died and 19,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

Met a new man I like very much, named Minoru Hamamoto.

Rejected by Minoru Hamamoto.

29 years old
30 years old
31 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 2 people have died and 160,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 35 people have died and 18,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

Met a new man I like very much, named Taro Abe.

Rejected by Taro Abe.

Met a new man I like very much, named Hikaru Harada.

Rejected by Hikaru Harada.

Met a new man I like very much, named Kaya Kasamatsu.

Rejected by Kaya Kasamatsu.

Met a new man I like very much, named Kenji Hayashi.

Rejected by Kenji Hayashi.

Met a new man I like very much, named Daichi Hashimoto.

Rejected by Daichi Hashimoto.

Met a new man I like very much, named Junichi Kanegawa.

We've begun seeing each other.

Pregnant.

32 years old
Daughter Emiko born.

Junichi and I are now engaged!.

33 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 2 people have died and 140,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Junichi Kanegawa and I got married this year.

Moved away from home.

Pregnant.

My father has died at age 60 from a heart attack.

34 years old
Son Hideki born.

Pregnant.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Daughter Ayako born.

Pregnant.

My daughter Emiko has had measles.

36 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 183 people have died and 270,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Daughter Takako born.

37 years old
I've become addicted to drugs.

Son Toshihiko born.

Pregnant.

My daughter Emiko began school.

My son Hideki has had measles.

38 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Son Hayato born.

39 years old
Gave up drugs.

I have hepatitis.

My son Hideki began school.

My daughter Takako has had measles.

My son Hayato has had measles.

40 years old
I have Cured of hepatitis.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

My daughter Ayako began school.

41 years old
My daughter Takako began school.

42 years old
My son Toshihiko began school.

43 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 10 people have died and 260,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My son Hayato began school.

44 years old
45 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

My daughter Ayako has skipped a year in school.

My husband Junichi has arthritis of the hip.

46 years old
47 years old
My mother has arthritis of the knee.

My daughter's boyfriend Tadashi has graduated from secondary school.

48 years old
Daughter Tomiko born.

49 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 140 people have died and 140,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

I've become addicted to drugs.

My daughter Emiko has graduated from secondary school.

My son's girlfriend Yuki has graduated from secondary school.

50 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 108 people have died and 29,000 others have been affected.

I was not affected.

51 years old
My daughter Emiko has moved out on her own.

My son Hideki has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Ayako has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Tomiko began school.

52 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

I've become an alcoholic.

Yuki Inouye and my son Hideki are now engaged to be married.

Yuki Inouye and my son Hideki have married.

My son Hideki has moved out on his own.

My daughter's boyfriend Hajime has graduated from secondary school.

53 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 162 people have died and 200,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My daughter Ayako has moved out on her own.

Hajime Goto and my daughter Ayako have married.

My daughter Takako has graduated from secondary school.

54 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 14 people have died and 23,000 others have been affected.

I was not affected.

My son Toshihiko has graduated from secondary school.

55 years old
Yoko Ichikawa and my son Toshihiko are now engaged to be married.

My 's girlfriend Yoko has graduated from secondary school.

My son Hayato has graduated from secondary school.

Toshiko Fujita and my son Hayato are now engaged to be married.

Toshiko Fujita and my son Hayato have married.

My son Hayato's wife Toshiko has graduated from secondary school.

56 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 204 people have died and 130,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

My son Hideki has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My daughter Takako has moved out on her own.

Hitoshi Tane and my daughter Takako have married.

Yoko Ichikawa and my son Toshihiko have married.

My son Toshihiko has moved out on his own.

My son Hayato has moved out on his own.

My husband Junichi has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.

57 years old
Ryo born to Takako Tane

58 years old
Died at age 58 from alcoholism.

(I started her off with all stats at ZERO (0)! She was a smoker, drug addict and alcoholic, lived to be 58. Those Japenese have one good health care!
 
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Houston in the state of Texas in the United States.

My parents have named me David. My surname is Anton.  My mother, Rebecca, is 28 and my father, Peter, is 24. I have no brothers or sisters.

My father has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Anthropology.

1 year old
My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

My father has been cured of depression.

7 years old
My father has given up drinking.

8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
Avoided a punishment with a "white lie".

12 years old
I've had measles.

13 years old
14 years old
Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend..

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Linda Fisher.

Rejected by Linda Fisher.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Joan Harrison.

Rejected by Joan Harrison.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Rachel Boyd.

Rejected by Rachel Boyd.

15 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Betty Kennedy.

Rejected by Betty Kennedy.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Julia Campbell.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Julia Campbell.

16 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Betty Murray.

We've begun seeing each other.

17 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My girlfriend Betty has graduated from secondary school.

My girlfriend Betty began college.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

19 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

20 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been placed on academic probation.

Lost my girlfriend Betty by being too forward.

21 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Joyce Valencia.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Joyce Valencia.

Kicked out of the house.

Moved out on my own.

Began work as a manufacturing laborer.

My girlfriend Joyce has graduated from college with a degree in Accounting.

My girlfriend Joyce has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

22 years old
My parents don't approve of my engagement to Joyce Valencia.

Joyce and I are now engaged..

Joyce Valencia and I got married this year.

23 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Computer Science.

Began graduate school.

24 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

26 years old
27 years old
Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Computer Science.

Accepted in vocational school.

28 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been placed on academic probation.

My mother has arthritis of the knee.

29 years old
My mother has become an alcoholic.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Car was stolen.

31 years old
Graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Computer Technology.

Began work as a computer technician.

Wife pregnant.

Daughter Ruth born.

32 years old
33 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My mother has given up drinking.

34 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

36 years old
37 years old
My daughter Ruth began school.

38 years old
39 years old
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Received a 3% pay raise.

Denied a raise.

My mother has breast cancer.

My father has died at age 65 from Parkinson's disease.

41 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

My mother has been cured of breast cancer.

42 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 2,091 American soldiers have been killed.

43 years old
44 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Received a 1% pay raise.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

46 years old
Peace.

Received a 7% pay raise.

47 years old
48 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

My daughter's boyfriend Ryan has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter's boyfriend Ryan began college.

49 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.

My daughter Ruth has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Ruth began college.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter Ruth has been placed on academic probation.

50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

51 years old
52 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

My daughter's boyfriend Ryan has graduated from college with a degree in Physics.

My daughter's boyfriend Ryan began graduate school.

53 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter Ruth has been placed on academic probation.

Ryan Valenzuela and my daughter Ruth have married.

54 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

My daughter Ruth has been expelled from college.

55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

56 years old
Denied a raise.

My daughter Ruth's husband Ryan has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Economics.

57 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

58 years old
Denied a raise.

59 years old
60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 920 American soldiers have been killed.

61 years old
Invested 100000 dollars in a bank account.

Invested 80000 dollars in a bank account.

My mother died from general complications of old age.

Inherited money from my parents.

62 years old
Peace.

Invested 200000 dollars in a bank account.

63 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Craig born to Ruth Valenzuela

64 years old
65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

66 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 2 people have died and 35,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

67 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

68 years old
69 years old
70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

71 years old
My daughter Ruth's husband Ryan has died at age 41 from leukemia.

72 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Retired.

73 years old
74 years old
75 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

76 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

77 years old
78 years old
79 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

My wife Joyce has died at age 80 from an accident caused by senile dementia.

80 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

81 years old
82 years old
Cashed in 244037 dollars from a bank account.

Cashed in 123240 dollars from a bank account.

Cashed in 98590 dollars from a bank account.

83 years old
Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

84 years old
I died from an infection.

****ing owned. All of you.
 
0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Arlington in the state of Texas
in the United States.

My parents have named me Margarita. My surname is
Quiroz.  My mother, Margarita, is 37 and my father, Domingo,
is 43. I have a brother, Estéban, who is 1.

1 year old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention
abroad. 9,918 American soldiers have been killed.

My brother Estéban has had measles.

2 years old
Peace.

3 years old
4 years old
My brother Estéban began school.

5 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention
abroad. 6,089 American soldiers have been killed.

6 years old
Peace.

Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
My father has died at age 52 from a heart attack.

9 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 8 people have died
and 30,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Adolfo Braga.

We've begun seeing each other.

14 years old
Adolfo Braga broke off our relationship.

15 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Patricio Pizarro.

We've begun seeing each other.

16 years old
My brother Estéban has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Estéban began college.

My brother's girlfriend Miranda has graduated from
secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Miranda began college.

My boyfriend Patricio has graduated from secondary school.

My boyfriend Patricio has failed the tests for entrance into
vocational school.

17 years old
My brother Estéban has been placed on academic
probation.

My brother's girlfriend Miranda has been placed on
academic probation.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

19 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother
Estéban has been placed on academic probation.

Miranda Santana and my brother Estéban are now engaged
to be married.

20 years old
My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 18,795
American soldiers have been killed.

Ended relationship with Patricio Pizarro.

My brother Estéban has been expelled from college.

Miranda Santana and my brother Estéban have married.

21 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Alfonso Rivera.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother Estéban's wife Miranda has graduated from
college with a degree in Art.

My brother Estéban's wife Miranda has failed the graduate
school entrance examination.

22 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Government.

Began graduate school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been
placed on academic probation.

Estéban has left his family.

23 years old
Ended relationship with Alfonso Rivera.

24 years old
25 years old
Peace.

26 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Jaime Chavez.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother Estéban has been cured of syphilis.

27 years old
Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree
in Government.

Accepted in vocational school.

Began work as a community leader.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Clarita Arellano.

We've begun seeing each other.

28 years old
29 years old
30 years old
Graduated from vocational school with a certificate in First
Aid and Medical Technology.

31 years old
My girlfriend Clarita has become an alcoholic.

32 years old
Clarita Arellano broke off our relationship.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Dominga
Gutierrez.

We've begun seeing each other.

Began work as an administrator.

33 years old
Roman born to Miranda Santana

34 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Nina Luna.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Nina Luna.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Imelda Palacios.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Imelda Palacios.

Ended relationship with Imelda Palacios.

35 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sara Ibanez.

Rejected by Sara Ibanez.

Moved away from home.

36 years old
Moved to Honolulu.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Janet Green.

We've begun seeing each other.

My mother has died at age 74 from a stroke.

Inherited money from my parents.

37 years old
Janet Green broke off our relationship.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Mary Lawrence.

We've begun seeing each other.

38 years old
Invested 20000 dollars in a bank account.

Invested 020000 dollars in a bank account.

39 years old
Mary Lawrence broke off our relationship.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Elizabeth
Kuyper.

We've begun seeing each other.

40 years old
Ended relationship with Elizabeth Kuyper.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Amy Goddard.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Amy Goddard.

Met a new man I like very much, named Curtis Jackson.

We've begun seeing each other.

41 years old
Curtis Jackson broke off our relationship.

Met a new man I like very much, named Mark Strunz.

We've begun seeing each other.

42 years old
Mark and I are now engaged!.

Pregnant.

43 years old
Mark Strunz and I got married this year.

Son Jan born.

44 years old
I left my family.

Left my marriage.

Met a new man I like very much, named Matthew Peters.

We've begun seeing each other.

45 years old
Refused to share money with my community.

Unexpectedly made 7,994 dollars.

My boyfriend Matthew and I are now engaged..

Matthew Peters and I got married this year.

Left my marriage.

Invested 15000 dollars in jewelry.

46 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Anthony Griffin.

We've begun seeing each other.

47 years old
My boyfriend Anthony is not ready for marriage.

48 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Ended relationship with Anthony Griffin.

Met a new man I like very much, named Matthew De Pre.

Rejected by Matthew De Pre.

Met a new man I like very much, named Raymond Kelly.

We've begun seeing each other.

Began work as a customs official.

Began work as a salesperson.

My son Jan began school.

49 years old
My boyfriend Raymond and I are now engaged..

Raymond Kelly and I got married this year.

50 years old
51 years old

52 years old
Car was stolen.

53 years old
54 years old
55 years old
Donated to a disaster relief charity.

Invested 020000 dollars in a bank account.

Invested 020000 dollars in land.

56 years old
Car was stolen.

My husband Raymond has diabetes.

57 years old
58 years old
59 years old
My son's girlfriend Donna has graduated from secondary
school.

My son's girlfriend Donna has failed the tests for entrance
into vocational school.

My husband Raymond has died at age 62 from diabetes.

60 years old
My son Jan has graduated from secondary school.

My son Jan has failed the tests for entrance into vocational
school.

61 years old
My son Jan began college.

My son Jan has been placed on academic probation.

62 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.

My son Jan has been expelled from college.

63 years old
64 years old
Donna Morgan and my son Jan are now engaged to be
married.

65 years old
Donna Morgan and my son Jan have married.

66 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Thomas Richelieu.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Thomas Richelieu.

67 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.

Lost my investment in a bank account.

Cashed in 0 dollars from a bank account.

Cashed in 0 dollars from a bank account.

Invested 020000 dollars in a bank account.

Invested 020000 dollars in jewelry.

Received a 5% pay raise.

68 years old
69 years old
70 years old
Responded with verbal abuse in an argument.

Assaulted someone during an argument.

Received a 2% pay raise.

71 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

72 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

Invested 020000 dollars in a bank account.

Invested 020000 dollars in a bank account.

73 years old
Lost my investment in land.

74 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention
abroad. 4,861 American soldiers have been killed.

75 years old
76 years old
Peace.

77 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

78 years old
79 years old
80 years old
81 years old
Too old to continue working as a salesperson.

82 years old
Cashed in 23219 dollars from a bank account.

Cashed in 30987 dollars from a bank account.

Cashed in 0 dollars from land.

A major fire has hit the United States. 2 people have died
and 32,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

83 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

84 years old
Cashed in 15788 dollars from jewelry.

Cashed in 31610 dollars from a bank account.

85 years old
Cashed in 22810 dollars from jewelry.

Cashed in 22761 dollars from a bank account.

My son Jan has been involved in a road traffic accident but
fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

86 years old
Cashed in 22989 dollars from a bank account.

87 years old
Receiving public assistance.

Began work as an administrative aid.

I was robbed.

Too old to continue working as a administrative aid.

88 years old
Car was stolen.

My brother Estéban has been injured in a mishap and
suffered some nerve damage..

My brother Estéban has been hurt in an accident.

My son Jan has moved out on his own.

89 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Ronald Somer.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother Estéban died from general complications of old
age.

90 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

91 years old
My boyfriend Ronald has prostate cancer.

92 years old
My boyfriend Ronald and I are now engaged..

Ronald Somer and I got married this year.

My son Jan has been involved in a road traffic accident but
fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

93 years old
Car was stolen.

My son Jan has given up drugs.

My husband Ronald has died at age 100 from diabetes.

94 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Adam Dixon.

We've begun seeing each other.

My boyfriend Adam died from general complications of old
age.

95 years old
Receiving public assistance.

I have been cured of arthritis of the knee.

Decided not to give money to charity.

96 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident but
fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

97 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

98 years old
My son Jan has lung cancer.

99 years old
My son Jan has died at age 57 from lung cancer.

100 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Met a new man I like very much, named Kenneth Young.

We've begun seeing each other.

101 years old
Lost my boyfriend Kenneth by being too forward.

Met a new man I like very much, named George Trujillo.

We've begun seeing each other.

My boyfriend George died from general complications of old age.

102 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Met a new man I like very much, named John Sims.

We've begun seeing each other.

103 years old
Receiving public assistance.

John Sims broke off our relationship.

Met a new man I like very much, named Adam Ross.

We've begun seeing each other.

104 years old
I died from general complications of old age.

---------------

OWNED. American Granny!

ArabArcher35 said:
Haha, dialup.

Wait, you're serious? Where do you live, Utah, or something? Caveman.
Click to expand...

British Columbia, supposedly we are supposed to have highspeed by now but NOOOOO. Long (borimg, not much happenning) story. My mom can get cable and the place she is moving to should have ADSL (if it ends up as dial up I will kill myself (figuratively speaking)) .
 
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