Official [Multi-Purpose] Party Thread!

[Argeus the Paladin]

It's the 22nd in Ozland. Nothing has happened.

I retract the "repent" comment a page before.

 

[Brodacious]

Am I late to the party?
8 A.M here in Central US

 

[Dryvus]

Sir, those are fighting words!

Meet me at the top of the Mayan pyramids, at dawn! Our battle shall be the great centerpiece as civilization crumbles around us!

Enh.

 

[Londnred]

God, they could have at least specified a time to when the world was going to end.
Bloody absent minded pagans. 

I know! Incompetent buffoons!

 

[CJ1145]

Enh.

Fine then! Be that way! I don't need you to have a good time on a Mayam pyramid! I have Brian Blessed, god damn it!

 

[Delora Filth]

I'll fight you imstead.

 

[Londnred]

OH NO! IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S GOT VERY DARK IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES!
Oh wait, thats called the begining of the night. 

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

We already did that joke yesterday, man.

 

[Londnred]

We already did that joke yesterday, man.

I was not here yesterday.
Highly embarressing.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Don't worry, I've had some whisky and started now on the mulled wine, so will be joining you in drunkenness shortly!

Not very very drunkenness, however.

 

[CJ1145]

I'll fight you imstead.

That's wonderful, and I'll be happy to accept you. However, you must bring your ceremonial penis-mounted spear, as all the rentals have been taken. Are these terms acceptable?

 

[Dryvus]

Fine then! Be that way! I don't need you to have a good time on a Mayam pyramid! I have Brian Blessed, god damn it!

You do not.

 

[Delora Filth]

I'll fight you imstead.

That's wonderful, and I'll be happy to accept you. However, you must bring your ceremonial penis-mounted spear, as all the rentals have been taken. Are these terms acceptable?

That they be. I shall be glad to impale you with my penis.

 

[Jhessail]

The apocalypse was quite a disappointment, I have to say. Oh well, better luck next year.

 

[Londnred]

The apocalypse was quite a disappointment, I have to say. Oh well, better luck next year.

I know, I didn't see a single explosion or alien at all today!
Even less than a regular day.

 

[Mage246]

The world ended, and none of you assholes even noticed. 

Do you have any idea how hard it was putting everything back together so quickly? Bah, maybe next time I just won't bother.

 

[Kobrag]

I...I was asleep! :c

 

[Adorno]

Who is responsible for this Apocalypse fail? 
I want to see heads rolling!

 

[Harkon Haakonson]

inb4 the apocalypse comes a few days late due to small miscalculations.

HEH

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Guys, I'm in the afterlife, it's awesome. Mulled wine everywhere.