Introduction/Hello thread

[Oposourus]

Whatever it takes I guess...

 

[Tibertus]

Awww, he even chips in for the lubrication. I like him. Can we keep him? Pleeeease?!

Well, okay, but you need to feed and clean up after him.

 

[Mage246]

Yeah, we don't want to find him crying in a puddle of blood, semen, and feces like the last one you took care of.

 

[Delora Filth]

Heeey. I left Arvonderp in charge of that one while I went on vacation. Not my fault he didn't bother to clean up after me.

 

[Evilknightz]

Aww, the welcoming ceremony is going better for him than I could have hoped.

Keep at it, boys!

 

[Delora Filth]

*Rubs penis gently in Diplodocus' ear*
Huh? You were saying something?

 

[Oposourus]

So much love from such lovely people.
I feel so warm and fuzzy inside...

 

[Evilknightz]

That's the semen doing its work.

 

[Delora Filth]

Just remember to watch out for Burg. His semen is highly caustic.

 

[McBeverage]

I will find you on Facebook.

 

[Evilknightz]

 

[McBeverage]

Helm sees all.  Know that, and be judged.

 

[Dantе]

I'm embarassed from the things I did this morning, then.

 

[Evilknightz]

I'm proud of what I did 

 

[Tibertus]

Just remember to watch out for Burg. His semen is highly caustic.

I was gonna say just like his personality, but he's an endearing *******.

 

[Oposourus]

The base attributes of soap should help neutralize anything too acidic

 

[zanyfeet]

I think semen would if anything have caustic basic salts rather than caustic acidic salts, what with the acidity of the vagina and all.

 

[Delora Filth]

what with the acidity of the vagina and all.

That's just the female personality distilled into a physical expression.

 

[Lennon.]

Hi there, I've been roaming and discussing about the ideologies, philosophy and inter-politics in the turkish forum for 4 years. Decided to take look around this place. Seems quite nice. As long as my average english allows me, () I'll be around in Anachronist's Guild as well.

 

[Delora Filth]

Seen waaaay worse English.