Introduction/Hello thread

[Thendes]

Suck a wiener Epi, you sad excuse of a human being. Never talk to me again or I'll smash you.

 

[Evelyn]

I'm not sure if I know of any people from Vienna who would appreciate that, but I'll keep that suggestion in mind, thanks.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

You spelled "Prophecy" wrong.

https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?board=119.0

 

[Evelyn]

Rather different contexts. If you actually want to argue about that, PM me. Or Mitchy. Or Saxon. Or MadVader. Or really anyone from that area of the forums...

 

[Thendes]

Your title should be changed from "count" to "****". You ****.

 

[Swissky]

What is this? I thought the two of us were meant to fight one another, Epic. I feel cheated now that you have found another Swede.

 

[Thendes]

Gest, you must understand, I fight you because I feel threatened by your personality and superior looks. But Epicrules, he's merely a twat and a bully and needs to be stood up to. You can't compare yourself to him, it's below you!

 

[Swissky]

But am tall Swede, is stronk and 182cm long. Am below no one.

 

[Evelyn]

I said you spelled a word wrong. If that's bullying to you then I hope you take great care around dictionaries and thesauri.

 

[Thendes]

I take offense by your mere presence. Your demeanour is repulsing to me.

 

[Evelyn]

Do feel free then to vacate these premises.

 

[Antonis]

That's the definition of "bully", you ****ing bully. I don't see a word about the person's skill at insulting racing anywhere in it. If you can find a reference for a definition of the word "bully" that does include that... actually I'm not even going to bother finishing that sentence. Of course you can't find that, because that doesn't exist.

**** it. **** this. **** you. **** this forum and every single one of its braindead inhabitants. I try to teach you something you don't understand and I get scorn and ridicule for thanks. I don't ****ing need this in my life. I hereby declare that this account is a sockpuppet of DameGreyWulf_the_original , banned in 2008, who was a sockpuppet of DameGreyWulfCatLover , banned in 2007. Here's a bigger version of DameGreyWulf_the_original 's avatar, drawn by me, to prove it.

Spoiler

Once again, **** you all. Especially you, mods. You banned me twice for things I didn't ****ing do, and I ****ing told you back then you can only ban an account, not a person. You laughed at me. Well here I ****ing am! I was ****ing right, so suck my cock. And you know what? I was actually really proud of being an upstanding member of the TW community who never received even a warning before I received that first unjustified ban. And as I'm sure you can tell from my record, I didn't really give a **** as Antoenails. So in the end your inept attempts at moderating the forum had a completely opposite effect and transformed someone who was proud of being well-behaved into, well, me. So good ****ing job, you morons. Now you get to ban me for something I actually did do. I'm ****ing done.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

You had me for half a planck time. 

 

[Beny]

That was a joke? I've already reported him.

 

[Thendes]

You had me for half a planck time. 

Oh my same here, I felt so alive!

 

[Antonis]

You had me for half a planck time. 

Oh my same here, I felt so alive!

Hehe, got you!

That was a joke? I've already reported him.

Wait, what, like, seriously? 

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

I've already copied that meltdown for my own joke, you hack fraud. Reported.

 

[Antonis]

'Tis handy for comedic reliefe, no?

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

Ja. 

 

[Beny]

Wait, what, like, seriously? 

Straight to the internet police you ****.