Chuck Norris Commentary

[macethump]

The Mighty Chuck Norris has spoken!

http://www.onenewsnow.com/Perspectives/Default.aspx?id=476756

 

[FrisianDude]

 

[Buxton]

Pipe down, actor man.

 

[Mage246]

Dunno, with those kinds of qualifications, he might want to go into politics. He might rise as high as Senator, Governor, or even President.

 

[Diavolo]

did you know, that when chuck norris does push-ups, he doesnt push himself up?
he pushes the earth down. 

 

[Aesthetic]

Did you know that the boogeyman checks under his bed and in his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep?

 

[Mage246]

Did you know that the time for Chuck Norris jokes is long gone, and that they just look lame now?

 

[Gculk]

Did you know that Mage touches himself at night?  Also, Chuck Norris.

 

[Mage246]

Did you know that Mage touches himself at night?  Also, Chuck Norris.

Not just at night.

 

[Sir Lulzalot]

Dunno, with those kinds of qualifications, he might want to go into politics. He might rise as high as Senator, Governor, or even President.

Then I pray to dear god I can get to Canada before he assumes the throne.

 

[Sushiman70]

Did anyone know that Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door??