Repent and run fast, for the hounds of this forum are swift and bloodthirsty... They bay for the blood of noobies who don't use the search function.
You may yet survive, what you must do now is edit your first post and check the little box at the bottom that says, "Lock this thread" and you may yet live through the night.
I do not jest, for your life, aye, your very soul is in danger.
You have been warned.