More witty and personal comments to Bannerlord

[Lord Irontoe]

Know this is a little bit dry one but one of the looters may say: Sticks and stones will break your bones

That would sound great in a Schwartzenegger accent

 

[ShakenSpeare]

After any battle with heavy party losses your senior surviving companion should say, " That went well, Chief."

This is my favorite

 

[Lord Brutus]

Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

 

[Dr-Shinobi]

Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Lol was thinking about bandits also saying...Is that coins in your pocket or youre just glad to see me or something like that

 

[ShakenSpeare]

Lol was thinking about bandits also saying...Is that coins in your pocket or youre just glad to see me or something like that

With a player response prompting battle: "I'll stick nothing but my sword in you, you heathen of lecherous devilry."

 

[sniparsexe]

anything more medieval works, bannerlord dialogues are sooooo modern.

 

[Hans 77]

Player Character before executing an enemy lord:

"Pshh... Nothing personnel, kid"

 

[ShakenSpeare]

"Surrender or die. Make your choice."

"I am not afraid of you, I will fight."

 

[Lord Brutus]

The title of the thread says "witty" remarks, not dull.

 

[Fietta]

But he's Shakespeare Brutus, allow it!

 

[Lord Brutus]

And dull he shall be, the Fietta has spoken.

 

[ShakenSpeare]

And dull he shall be, the Fietta has spoken.

Et tu Brute?

"Let me relieve you of such a heavy and puissant purse, mi'lord."

"I shan't, yet I shall relieve you of your miserable life,
Unto you doth I grant thee the gift of death upon your miserable strife,
For camest thou my sword, to the depths of your wicked heart,
Shall I slaughter and slay a Knave's phallus apart,
And for as long as preying wolves are afoot,
Their heads to blade shall it be put!"

Better?

 

[Lord Brutus]

Meh. You are either on my side, by my side or in my way. Choose wisely.

 

[ShakenSpeare]

Meh. You are either on my side, by my side or in my way. Choose wisely.

Wrong choice. I'm Shakespeare! I made Brutus a very, very flawed character, because of this grossly misplaced insult. The pen is mightier than the sword, and my pen is the mightiest in all of literature! YOu, Marcus Junius Brutus, are nothing, compared to me! Nothing!

 

[Lord Brutus]

I don't think you completely grasp the concept of wit. It contains elements of the unexpected with a bit of humor. For example: You are proof that half the people I meet are below average.

 

[Dr-Shinobi]

The pen versus the sword - It would be an endless book about love and war

 

[ShakenSpeare]

I don't think you completely grasp the concept of wit. It contains elements of the unexpected with a bit of humor. For example: You are proof that half the people I meet are below average.

Did you know that the average person thinks they're significantly above average? Makes you pretty average then, huh?

 

[Benjamin Bones]

I don't think you completely grasp the concept of wit. It contains elements of the unexpected with a bit of humor. For example: You are proof that half the people I meet are below average.

Did you know that the average person thinks they're significantly above average? Makes you pretty average then, huh?

 

[Revverie]

Duel duel duel duel duel

 

[Lord Brutus]

Did you know that the average person thinks they're significantly above average? Makes you pretty average then, huh?

If you believe that was witty, well, you're half right.