Sig-Worthy Quotes MKII

[Elenmmare]

'sides, lots of people can't be arsed to replace or change their siggy or they think something IS sig-worthy but doesn't quite override any previous signaturations.

That was the whole bloody point, I just said that...

It's harder to go find this thread than it is to actually just put it in your sig.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

HELLO!! DOES ANYONE NOTICE I SEIAD THE DEMO!! WICH MEANS NONE OF THE NORMAL THINGS WORK!!!


YEASH TALK ABOUT BLIND!

 

[Locke Foreer]

Iight. Locke needs to stop rubbing his e-peen and Mic needs to stop sucking it.

The other thread was fine. And if we raise the standards now, that means I'm going to have to try harder to be funny.

There is no rubbing thankyou. I was unhappy with the old thread, Mic and Oubliette agreed with my reasons, and here we are.

 

[Lord Leoric of Wercheg]

You willingly live in Japan, your opinion is invaid.

You can't spell, your opinion also is invalid.

Don't like it? Suck my ****. Like it? Suck my ****. So-so? Harder!

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Iight. Locke needs to stop rubbing his e-peen and Mic needs to stop sucking it.

The other thread was fine. And if we raise the standards now, that means I'm going to have to try harder to be funny.

You look it in the face and tell it your not going to suck it. See how you feel.

 

[Vraid]

*hugs Vraid* I'm sorry son. Me and your mother were just so caught up in our own silly problems, we forgot about you. Will you ever forgive us?

It's ok Daddy... I just don't know why you fight so much.

 

[Tralfaz]

Do you even remember who I am?

Why start a new one when the other one isn't locked? The other one is functioning fine IMHO.

I locked it beforehand, piss-eyes. And no it isn't functioning fine, because people are posting merely funnies, not things they actually want to sig.

Strangely enough, MKII is 100% quotes that are simply amusing; at least the first one had some real good sig-worthy stuff. 

I'm the captain of this ship! Scrub the deck!

No, I am, and I got pictures to prove it.

No, IM the Batman!

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I am the Bat. The city is mine.

 

[gamerwiz09]

You willingly live in Japan, your opinion is invaid.

You can't spell, your opinion also is invalid.

Don't like it? Suck my ****. Like it? Suck my ****. So-so? Harder!

Iight. Locke needs to stop rubbing his e-peen and Mic needs to stop sucking it.

The other thread was fine. And if we raise the standards now, that means I'm going to have to try harder to be funny.

You look it in the face and tell it your not going to suck it. See how you feel.

I love how appropriately these two posts go together.

 

[Guan_Chung]

Very old quote, but I feel like it should be brought back. Also use it a comparison for if you believe your post should deserve to be called "The best of the best".

how should I put this. Imagine you are the father of an 8 year old boy. One morning he comes up to you, proud as ever, and he says "I'm going to jam my **** in the toaster!". Now, what would you do? Would you sit idly by and watch him do it? Will you aid him in his pursuit of ****-toast? Or will you just firmly say no?

 

[Tralfaz]

Ah, yes.  **** Toast.  The brother Tracy never talks about.

 

[Locke Foreer]

Some picked from the first several pages of the old thread.

Smoson: You're posting with your mind!?!?!?!!? ZOMG!!!
Naridill: This is my laptop, you twit.
Smoson: You have a laptop in your mind!?!?!?!!? ZOMG!!!

I have SAT's this week and more exams next week. Sucks to be me.

I also got a penny stuck up my nose.

My first char is a badass Nord. He was born of an Ice Bear and Thor by a curious yet strangely empowering sexual act. Thor gave birth to him, to clarify. Then He found an axe made of Power and went about absolutely slaughtering everyone for fun. He couldn't be arsed to join a faction and they all hate him cause he keeps killing their kings.
No pic, unfortunately - He'd kill me dead if he ever saw it (quite shy)

I should find something to insult you about, but I'm too bored, so **** you.

Locke's a guy!?

What the hell, Britain doesn't have earthquakes!
About 12:53 am the room just shook.

My head = "hmm desks shaking, must be just the weight ooHHH HOLY **** *stands up and wobbles* Earthquakes don't happen in Britain! This is is it, GAME ****ING OVER MAN, GAME OVER!"

I seriously thought nukes were falling or the world was cracking up.

night
Michael - I am captain evil stopper says:
suck me ****

Tom says:
HOLY ****

Michael - I am captain evil stopper says:
FIC

Tom says:
DID YOU FEEL THAT

Michael - I am captain evil stopper says:
scared the **** out of me
**** YEAH

Tom says:
DID YOUR ROOM ****ING SHAKE TOO?

Michael - I am captain evil stopper says:
****ING YES

Tom says:
HOLY CRAP

Michael - I am captain evil stopper says:
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LOOK OUT AND SEE A ****ING MUSHROOM CLOUD

Tom says:
IT SOUNDED LIKE A HERD OF BULLS CHARGING TOWARDS MY ROOM, AND I WAS WANKING SO I THOUGHT **** THE BULLS WILL CATCH ME WANKING *CLOSES PORN AND BUTTONS UP* THEN MY ROOM ****ING SHOOK VISIBLY

Michael - I am captain evil stopper says:
seriously
I thought I was dead

HOLY ****ING ****, YOU ALL FELT THAT?!!?!? says:
I'M A BIT SHOOK UP TOO. NO MORE SHOUTING? 

In a "Oh dear God why are you saying this?" way:

Alex says:
Ah, lying on my bed naked is so liberating
Mostly Harmless. says:
...OH DEAR GOD SHUT UP
Alex says:
the wind through my... hair
Alex says:
Windows open
Alex says:
Little tommy standing to attention
Alex says:
*Jlgx emoticon*
Mostly Harmless. says:
OH SWEET JESUS MY PENIS JUST GOT SO DE-ERECT IT BECAME A TAIL

Best thing Alex has ever said: Little Tommy standing to attention.

Seriously, do anyone have an idea about what they (mainly Germany and France) will do
to push the treaty through anyway? Make special exceptions just for Ireland?

Invade Poland usually.





I'll get my coat

Until next time.

 

[Tralfaz]

LOVE the first one!    All good stuff you have there.

 

[Elenmmare]

Earthquake pansies

 

[Locke Foreer]

Let's not go over this again. It was our first earthquake!

 

[Lord Leoric of Wercheg]

Knight of Cydonia and Alex wins a lifetime supply of kudos
I'd sig that if I had enough space.

 

[FrisianDude]

liar liar pants on fire and your cock is tiny.

If it's beneath your standards, you should've thought of that before lockeng the previous one!

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

Pipe down.

 

[FrisianDude]

Impossible.

 

[Deathincarnatelolz]

Umm... Is anyone going to post anything funny, or is this going to be a ten-page long argument? 

*hugs Vraid* I'm sorry son. Me and your mother were just so caught up in our own silly problems, we forgot about you. Will you ever forgive us?

It's ok Daddy... I just don't know why you fight so much.

About to siggify, but not enough space...