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IA said:
No, I meant eye bleeding.
Eye patches are far less intimidating than bleeding from your eyes.
It would be more terrifying with a borg-style optical implant. But I guess googling "tough middle eastern guy with borg optical implant" wouldn't have yielded such good results for "Majhudeen"
IA said:
I miss that lying Kuwaiti mother****er.
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Since these are times more of fear of Ebola than of pirates you are probably right. Who needs eyepatches anyway?Pharaoh X Llandy said:
Emo knight.
The thread where you request a name change is elsewhere.
Aaaaah! I keep popping into threads where Rebel's just posted and thinking "What? When did I post that?"
To commemorate my 13th time of giving blood, here is a part of my body rarely seen in this thread.
I'm not superstitious, but this also happens to be the first time I've donated in which they've bruised me. And then scared the living crap out of me by saying "*instructs me to lift padding and peers under it* Oh, it looks like we've given you a little bruise *applies more padding* KEEP APPLYING PRESSURE, I WILL BE RIGHT BACK, I JUST HAVE TO GO AND GET SOMEONE ABOUT THIS!"
I mean, WTSF people? I nearly fainted because I thought my arm was going to explode or drop off or something. And then the lady returned with the head nurse guy who lectures me for five minutes about what I can and can't do, and lift, and drink, and what painkilling medication I need to avoid for the next 24 hours, and how I should call the Bruise Helpline if my bruise grows worse, or bleeds again, or if I lose the sensation in my hand, or if my arm drops off.
GOOD TIMES.
I'm not superstitious, but this also happens to be the first time I've donated in which they've bruised me. And then scared the living crap out of me by saying "*instructs me to lift padding and peers under it* Oh, it looks like we've given you a little bruise *applies more padding* KEEP APPLYING PRESSURE, I WILL BE RIGHT BACK, I JUST HAVE TO GO AND GET SOMEONE ABOUT THIS!"
I mean, WTSF people? I nearly fainted because I thought my arm was going to explode or drop off or something. And then the lady returned with the head nurse guy who lectures me for five minutes about what I can and can't do, and lift, and drink, and what painkilling medication I need to avoid for the next 24 hours, and how I should call the Bruise Helpline if my bruise grows worse, or bleeds again, or if I lose the sensation in my hand, or if my arm drops off.
GOOD TIMES.
My cave is dark, I don't know how to take pictures, and my hair is becoming more sentient than my phone.
This is a rare sighting.
Dryvus said:
I don't know, but apparently it can happen. Plus I can already see it spreading down my vein underneath the white bandage/plaster/thing. Pretty freaky.
Phonemelter said:My cave is dark, I don't know how to take pictures, and my hair is becoming more sentient than my phone.
I swear, your hair gets curlier and curlier each time I see it. It's almost curly enough to be British! And you're certainly pale enough...
Are you sure you're not British? :\ You could be Redcoat Mic's more entertaining, less whiny twin!
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I didn't know that curly hair was a common British trait. I seem to recall mostly straight haired British men (I say men, because women often straighten their hair). Arab, Jewish, and black people are the ones I think of when it comes to curly hair.
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