Gore and Dismemberment - removeable limbs

[Flanged]

Flanged, you are some kind of magical murder wizard.

Thanks Grimmend.  The best bits of this, like the beheadings, were made by Davee of the Vikingr multiplayer mod (which also includes beheadings) though.

Forgot to say, the mod and kit is out now - can be added onto Native very easily, but not sure if it is savegame compatible:  http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,192161.0.html

 

[Kramer]

"Tis but a scratch!"

sorry, I couldn't resist

 

[Blackthorn]

... I just... can't... watch...
"Mount And Blade- Kill Bill" is born.
Coming soon- ''MOUNT AND BLADE- WITH KATANA AND FANTASY ARMOUR". Then we'll satisfy all the lowest common denominator.
-Dan

 

[Federick421]

If the Black Knights get re-introduced while removeable lims are in game, I am going to see call backs to Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Oh thats just a flesh wound"

 

[Menethas]

Blood 

 

[Leesin]

I was "engaged in masturbation" yesterday with somie swadians and just before the end of the half hour long battle with my penis i charged past some swadian and cracked him in the face with my bellend and though hehe, i took his head off. And it got me thinkingh a bout addign removeable limbs to the game.

 

[Blackthorn]

I was "engaged in masturbation" yesterday with somie swadians and just before the end of the half hour long battle with my penis i charged past some swadian and cracked him in the face with my bellend and though hehe, i took his head off. And it got me thinkingh a bout addign removeable limbs to the game.

There's nothing about that post I understood or liked.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Oh for ****s sake read the ****ing thread.

 

[Blackthorn]

Oh for ****s sake read the ******** thread.

Was there a removed post, or is that just a really slow bizzare response?

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Yeah, post removal.
Sometimes, I really wish it wasn't allowed. Here and in the Godfrey thread, for example.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

Just quote them.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Then you've got another bunch *****ing over constant quotage.

To be honest, had I expected such lowly methods, I'd have done it.

 

[Blackthorn]

In the war on stupid, there can be no victory, only the satisfaction in having laid your time on the altar of eugenics.
Now let's kill them all.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

BLAWD FOR THE BLAWD GAWD!

 

[Wurzelmann]

SKAWLLS FOR THE SKAWLL THRAWN!

 

[CutContent]

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Quickly someone call the admins before the trollers come back!

 

[gaham1]

Can you read dates?

 

[Baguette Eater]

Already reported and already watched, ignore it gaham

 

[poncratias]

well, i'd like more wounds n stuff.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Wait...nobody touched this thread for literally more than a year?