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  1. Lord Barrett

    -- Official Unofficial 'Ask Questions About Warband Singleplayer Here' Thread --

    Zerax said:
    Why does Taleworlds like warning me so much? :sad:

    ~Z

    These forums are rather strict, for reasons I cannot fathom. That being said...

    If you are still a recruit and you are getting multiple warnings, it's probably a sign that you need to start lurking more instead of being an asshat so much. Seriously, just read more instead of posting.
  2. Lord Barrett

    Cheeer

    I prefer to do it "Kool-Aid Man" style.

    After a tough win, I don my glass pitcher, fill it with red liquid, break through a wall going full speed and yell "OHHHHH YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

    Gets akward when you break in to the room where your suitemate and his girlfriend are "engaged in relationship activites'. That's when you try to tiptoe out as quietly as possible.
  3. Lord Barrett

    Can't find Manhunters? Here's the solution....

    tyrannicide said:
    How about getting in touch with the author of TweakMB and integrating this tweak into the program?

    An excellent proposal.
  4. Lord Barrett

    Anybody Know How to Change Banner?

    ejnomad07 said:
    Lord Barrett delete or edit your post. I don't want to see you get a warning.

    *sigh* You are right. I'm trying to get better at this.

    tyrannicide said:
    Your reaction actually makes the OP look better, LordBarrett. He only appears as a lazy bum. You come across like a fucking psycho.

    Touche. THE MADNESS CONSUMES.

    Kona_Kona67 said:
    This. Bridle that ATOMIC FURY, and go "Why not use the search feature?" rather than.. y'know.

    "OWL HELMET, BARGLE-BARGLE-BARGLE-BARGLE!"

    Haha, best calming statement ever. Kudos.

    I apologize to the board and the entire community. This is not the first time I have gotten in trouble about this issue. I will do my best to ameliorate my responses or even not make them in the future. I am sorry, I was in error. :oops:
  5. Lord Barrett

    Anybody Know How to Change Banner?

    UnfortunateCrow said:
    I thought I saw someone post up a way to change your banner.

    Anybody know where that went?

    I'd prefer if you took the few moments it takes to use Search or Google. Or just read the forum a little more. Instead of making it exponentially more likely that I will get a ban.

    Better, everyone?
  6. Lord Barrett

    Series of questions by newbie.

    dragoness said:
    Hump This Post Upward - Is this allowed?

    Allowed, yes. Frowned upon, usually.
  7. Lord Barrett

    Epic Battle Picture Thread

    @ Counterpoint: What tools did you use for those pictures? Not your mod, I mean what photo editing software and filters/shaders.

    Also, kudos on the work you are putting into your mod. It's coming along nicely!
  8. Lord Barrett

    M&B Comedy Club

    ejnomad07 said:
    Can I just link threads of newbies we can all just laugh at?  :razz:

    Should I have renamed the club the Oasis in the hopes we could have a sanctuary away from them? *shudder*
  9. Lord Barrett

    M&B Comedy Club

    That's right folks, it's open mic night at King Harlaus's Comedy Cabana! Step right up and tell your own jokes about anything in Calradia! Admittedly, most of these will probably be groaners at best, but lets give it a shot anyway! I suppose keep them single-player related for forum...
  10. Lord Barrett

    -- Official Unofficial 'Ask Questions About Warband Singleplayer Here' Thread --

    Coningan said:
    How can I conspirate against King Harlaus , I a Swadian Lord , and I have 57 right to rule ( sent all companions to missions ) and have more renown than himm, What can I do to conspirate now ?

    Not quite sure what you are asking. At first, I thought you were saying constipate. (face related) :mad:

    If you are trying to rebel against him, I would say your next logical step would be to seek out a bunch of lords and raise your relations with them. Then, try to get yourself denied a fief. You're on your way!
  11. Lord Barrett

    New Update!

    Nice bit of research there. Kudos.
  12. Lord Barrett

    Don't You Just Love Corruption?

    Not gonna lie, I lol'd.
  13. Lord Barrett

    Series of questions by newbie.

    munchiepoo said:
    Your game can go on forever,in my current game i plan to be a bandit (Still using faction troops, Nords  Hurscals and Saranaid Archers cos they are cool) and i will attack caravans, loot villages,attack lords that i see basicaly i attack everything and this way my game will go on for a long time because i am not helping any faction.

    And, Lord Barret i dont make 10 threads in one day and...if I do make more than 1 thread in the same day its because i did not think of this question before. *Sigh* so many arrogant people on this forum :roll:

    I calls em as I sees em, bud. If you don't like the comments, stop the action that causes them. Simple.
  14. Lord Barrett

    Series of questions by newbie.

    dragoness said:
    I just found out that since Throwing Spear have the "next item as melee" flags, meaning that AI will save the last one as melee weapon.  How about Two Handed Polearm? Do AI know how to swing them, rather than just thrust with them? (coz Great Long Axe really needs to be swung)

    Yup, they swing them.
  15. Lord Barrett

    What is your Favourite type of weapon and why?

    Don't make me donkey-punch and ass-kick you to death. :lol:
  16. Lord Barrett

    Series of questions by newbie.

    dragoness said:
    I just started play M&B Warband for like a week now, and I've got a few question regarding the gameplay.


    1. "The Longer, The Better", in which situation would it be true? and in which situation would it be false?
    1a. Is 80 for horse back too short?
    1b, Is 140 for infantry too long? (other than anti-cavalry infantry)

    2. I undestand Blunt and Pierece does extra to armor, by how much?

    3. What exactly does Proficiencies increase? Attack spead? Damage? Better aiming reticle for archery?

    4. Athletics vs Weight, how are they calculated in terms of you movement speed?

    5. "bonus against shield" and "can crush through blocks", what exactly do they mean? how are they applied? when do I need to crush blocks?

    6. Is it true that there is no AI tactic specially designed (ie. hit and run) for your own horse archer?

    7. Two Handed Polearm [Polearm (No Shield)] vs Two Handed Weapon?

    8. Do companion know how to use Throwing Axe as a melee weapon?

    9. If I give my companion 2 different weapon (for example, Siege Crossbow and Light Crossbow, or Great Lance and Throwing Axe), does the AI knows which situation to use which weapon? (like when on foot, use Siege Crossbow instead of Light Crossbow, or when in close combat, use Throwing Axe as melee weapon instead of the Great Lance)

    10. I understand most ppl equip their companion for melee pit, I find it totally defeat the purpose of cavalry.  If the answer to question 9 is "yes", then will this work for cavalry companion weapons? (Lance - for initial charge, Two Handed Polearm - for ride-by and mid to long range melee, Throwing Spear - for ranged and close combat, and a Shield)

    11. What is a reasonable level you will achieve in game?

    12. Khergit Arrows vs Bodkin Arrows? (other than the ammo number difference)

    I want to express my gratitude for time and effort you took to answer the above question.
    Your help is much appreciated.

    Now this is how you correctly make a newbie question thread. Kudos to you, good sir, excellent post. Don't do it like munchiepoo and make 10 threads in a day. You are a  :cool: (cool) person.

    That said, I think Somebody answered your questions quite adequately. I think I can add a few things, though.

    On his answer to #5, his answer was cut off. What I think he was trying to say was that block crush allows you (if you have sufficient force behind the blow) to strike someone and still do damage even if they are blocking your attack :shock: . That's where things like momentum and weapon weight come in to play.

    Here's my advice when it comes to melee weapons (as you had multiple questions about their attributes and merits). This is my personal strategy when I play a melee oriented character and I find that it works quite well. However, bear in mind that this is purely my personal feelings, it's by no means the "best" strategy. It's just food for thought.

    First of all, invest in Athletics and Powerstike, the former because you'll want to wear heavy armor for survivability, and the latter for stopping power. Anyway, on to equipment.

    Armor: Generally, the more protection the better. Plenty of points in Athletics should balance this out.

    Shield: I like one that I can use on horse and on foot, even though I'm primarily an infantryman. I particularly like Reinforced Huscarl's Shields. Even if you plan on using mostly a 2-hander, you definitely want to carry a shield to stop you from becoming a pincusion for Sharpshooters.

    Arms: Here's where things get interesting. I carry both a 2-hander and a 1-hander, for reasons I'll explain now.

    2-hander - I'm a fan of the big axes for this (particularly the Heavy War Axe), because they have nice reach, destroy most shields in 3 or 4 hits, and have an insane bite. A Sword of War is not a bad choice either. Once you reach level 5 Powerstrike and decent proficiency, you'll start to one-shot most lower level troops with these axes, and even a lot of charging horses :shock: . It's also an absolute beast from horseback. This weapon will be your primary death-dealer.
    1-hander - Here I like a blunt weapon, the heavy military hammer in particular. I have several reasons for having this as a backup. 1. You need to have a weapon to use if the enemy has tons of archers, and hence a shield. 2. Prisoner collection. Nuff said. 3. Situations like sieges and other clusterf*cks, a shield really helps as well. In addition, the range is 90 or so, which allows you to use it from horse if need be, but plenty short for close in fights. 4. If you are using a shield and 1-hander, you are unlikely to be killing enemies in 1 hit. So why not go with a blunt weapon that can get prisoners while you are at it?

    Anyway, that's my strategy. I hope you can find pieces of it that you like and adopt it in your style, and improve it while you are at it :wink: If anyone has questions or comments about this loadout, I'll be happy to answer them.
  17. Lord Barrett

    Starting a kingdom!

    Puritan said:
    Lord Barrett said:
    iffy said:
    omfgozk said:
    iffy said:
    Puritan said:
    If you have unassigned land (no ruler of a villiage/castle/city) lords without land will defect to you, assuming you meet at least some of the criteria listed above.


    this

    Yes I can read it.
    Thank you.

    I'm just agreeing.  I'll try to ignore you from now on.

    +1
    QFT

    Holy Hell. This has got to be the longest string of quotes I have ever seen.
  18. Lord Barrett

    Need help with how i attack Im doing something wrong.

    Puritan said:
    killer-blead said:
    Move away when you're not attacking. If he follows you kick him and slash him. Aim for the face unless it is a knight then it doesn't really matter.

    what works best against armor:
    1. Blunt
    2. Pierce
    3. Cut

    I can't seem to find one handed weapons that do 30+ pierce or blunt damage, except for maybe the stab of certain sword. I should think that 39 cut is better than 26 pierce, or is the damage reduction that severe?

    Here's how it works, if I remember correctly.

    With Cutting damage, armor confers 100% of it's protection.

    With Piercing, the protection is reduced to 50%.

    Blunt reduces it even further, to 25%.

    So, you do the math. There is no "better". It all depends on your play style as well as how armored the foes you are facing happen to be. There is no one "best weapon". Everything is situational.
  19. Lord Barrett

    Starting a kingdom!

    iffy said:
    omfgozk said:
    iffy said:
    Puritan said:
    If you have unassigned land (no ruler of a villiage/castle/city) lords without land will defect to you, assuming you meet at least some of the criteria listed above.


    this

    Yes I can read it.
    Thank you.

    I'm just agreeing.  I'll try to ignore you from now on.

    +1
  20. Lord Barrett

    Need help with how i attack Im doing something wrong.

    tyrannicide said:
    Phoss said:
    You heart-piercer.

    To be honest, his penetrations were stunning, but I found his reloading abilities to be lacking.

    On the contrary, I would have thought that he released too soon.
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