#UPDATED#
module_dialogs - Generic companion talk.
[anyone,"member_chat", [(store_conversation_troop,"$g_talk_troop"),
(troop_is_hero,"$g_talk_troop"),
(troop_get_slot, ":honorific", "$g_talk_troop", slot_troop_honorific),
(str_store_string, s5, ":honorific"),
], "Yes, {s5}?", "member_talk",[]],
#LOLWUT BEGIN#
[anyone|plyr,"member_talk", [(store_conversation_troop,"$g_talk_troop"),(neg,"$g_talk_troop","trp_melissa")],
"LOL RAPE!!11!!1?", "member_rape",[]],
[anyone,"member_rape", [],
"WHAT!!11!!1?", "member_rape2",[(play_sound,"snd_woman_hit")],
[anyone,"member_rape2", [],
"NO!!", "member_rape3",[(play_sound,"snd_woman_hit")]],
[anyone,"member_rape3", [],
"OMG NO!", "member_rape4",[(play_sound,"snd_woman_hit")]],
[anyone,"member_rape4", [],
"YES!", "member_rape5",[(play_sound,"snd_woman_hit")]],
[anyone,"member_rape5", [],
"OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS!", "member_rape6",[(play_sound,"snd_woman_die"),(assign, ":morale_increase", 20),
(call_script, "script_change_player_party_morale", ":morale_increase")]],
[anyone|plyr,"member_rape6", [],
"LOL WUT.", "member_talk",[]],
[anyone|plyr,"member_talk", [(store_conversation_troop,"$g_talk_troop"),(eq,"$g_talk_troop","trp_melissa")],
"Wanna touch my lance, babeh!?", "lolwut",[]],
[anyone,"lolwut", [(store_character_level,":troop_level","trp_player"),(ge,":troop_level",10)],
"OMG YES CUZ I AM SLUTTY WHORE LOL", "member_talk",[(assign, ":morale_increase", 60),
(call_script, "script_change_player_party_morale", ":morale_increase")]],
[anyone,"lolwut", [],
"LOL NOT LONG ENUF LOL. MANLINESS FAIL LOL.", "member_talk",[]],
#LOLWUT END#
[anyone|plyr,"member_talk", [],
"Let me see your equipment.", "member_trade",[]],
[anyone,"member_trade", [], "Very well, it's all here...", "do_member_trade",[
# (change_screen_trade)
(change_screen_equip_other),
]],