Oyipggy

"I done wrestled with an alligator. That's right. I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail. That's bad. Only last week I murdered a rock. Injured a stone. Hospitalized a brick. I'm so mean I make medicine sick. Fast...fast...fast. Last night I cut the light off in my bedroom, hit the switch, was in the bed before the sloth...fast."