My speech before battle:
"I see piss-stained cowards facing us, and good Rhodoks standing behind me who are up to the mark. So listen very well, because I feel a very inspiring speech coming on. We will have those moonfaced nancy-winkle picker goat-gobbling codpiece tosspots at the gallows by sunset. Do it for me, do it for a laugh, do it for your pox-faced mum, but do it damn well!"